So you don't want me molesting your beer, Liam? h34r:Liam_snorkel said:Yeah ten points for effort but it's kind of creepy Luke
At least she wasn't drunk with vomit stains down her top and her knickers dangling off one ankle. Nice to see you treating her with the dignity she deserves. :lol:menoetes said:4.- Madpierre06 - Coffee Imperial Stout Bottle with an underlined 4 ,
...or as I like to call it 'Darker than Midnight in Freezing Bloody Winter'. I'm going all out for you MP.
A smooth silken pour forms a deep tan head on this particular lady, she seems alluringly dark and mysterious to my tired eyes. Her perfume is both earthy and spicy but those aromas are subtle, almost over-whelmed by the richer tones of dark malt and coffee that take the fore-front as I raise her to my expectant lips.
The first lingering sip fills my mouth with her full malty body, all coffee at first then then a creamy sweetness as she slips effortlessly across my tongue. She is bitter, I realise but her bite is tempered with a full, rounded mellowness with a playful little caffeinated nibble at the end. Her hop flavours are present but only faintly as the midnight malts quickly out-shine them, followed by a warm alcohol glow that enfolds me seductively in her arms.
She's not as bubbly as others I've known, more settled and subdued, her head subsiding slowly leaving only tracings of lace but no less than expected of a lass of her breeding and style. Neither is she to be rushed, I take it slow and appreciate each gentle sip of her. It's a delightful evening experience with a mature lady...
Well, I hope I didn't get too carried away there MP, hopefully it still makes sense. I'll be honest, I'm not a stout or coffee drinker as a rule but I could contentedly sip away at this one for some time yet. I just hope the coffee doesn't keep me up all night. Not as chewy as I have come to expect from stouts and I'm glad of it. The photo isn't great but the best I could do at midnight.
Thanks for the drink sir!
- Meno
PS. I might wind back on the Mills & Boons for the rest of you gents, eh?
Oh shoot! Sorry man I misread the date and thought it was good to go... like I said I don't drink a lot of stouts but it seemed pretty good to my uncultured tastebuds. I don't doubt it'll mellow and grow more complex with time but I enjoyed it as it was. I hope you don't mind me jumping the gun...madpierre06 said:Quick query mate, how was it considering only three weeks post bottling? I'm going to be waiting until at least early August before I have one of mine from the batch. And I reckon the photo did pretty reasonable justice, eh. Thanks for the review, eh.
I feel kinda dirty after reading this, but in a good way. Stay classy!menoetes said:4.- Madpierre06 - Coffee Imperial Stout Bottle with an underlined 4 ,
...or as I like to call it 'Darker than Midnight in Freezing Bloody Winter'. I'm going all out for you MP.
A smooth silken pour forms a deep tan head on this particular lady, she seems alluringly dark and mysterious to my tired eyes. Her perfume is both earthy and spicy but those aromas are subtle, almost over-whelmed by the richer tones of dark malt and coffee that take the fore-front as I raise her to my expectant lips.
The first lingering sip fills my mouth with her full malty body, all coffee at first then then a creamy sweetness as she slips effortlessly across my tongue. She is bitter, I realise but her bite is tempered with a full, rounded mellowness with a playful little caffeinated nibble at the end. Her hop flavours are present but only faintly as the midnight malts quickly out-shine them, followed by a warm alcohol glow that enfolds me seductively in her arms.
She's not as bubbly as others I've known, more settled and subdued, her head subsiding slowly leaving only tracings of lace but no less than expected of a lass of her breeding and style. Neither is she to be rushed, I take it slow and appreciate each gentle sip of her. It's a delightful evening experience with a mature lady...
Well, I hope I didn't get too carried away there MP, hopefully it still makes sense. I'll be honest, I'm not a stout or coffee drinker as a rule but I could contentedly sip away at this one for some time yet. I just hope the coffee doesn't keep me up all night. Not as chewy as I have come to expect from stouts and I'm glad of it. The photo isn't great but the best I could do at midnight.
Thanks for the drink sir!
- Meno
PS. I might wind back on the Mills & Boons for the rest of you gents, eh?
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