Qld Xmas Case Swap 2008

[trevc]

Word spreads fast around the brewmunity hey? Poor Pat. So close.

 

[InCider]

Word spreads fast around the brewmunity hey? Poor Pat. So close.

Snatching defeat from the lips jaws of victory! :lol:

Baa Bra will keep herself pure for you Pat!

 

[trevc]

Being Canadian born, I think it's only appropriate that we find a friend for BaaBra. A beaver, perhaps?

 

[InCider]

A beaver is a great idea. There isn't much of that at the swap for the Baa Bras!

Or maybe a Salmon?

 

[sqyre]

We have made contact with Pat...
he says he wants to attend but if he does, he has a list of "special requirements"...

1. He is only to be refered to "Mr Pistol sir."
2. his beer is to be served in a Solid Gold Stein with the words "BAIB KING" in large Diamond encrusted letters across the front.
3. 5000 Brown M&M's
4. Exclusive rights to 2nd go at Baabra
5. to be fanned constantly by ladies with dreadlocks who look alot like Zizzle but with slightly larger breasts,
6. Incider's sister's phone number....
7. a laminated pocket sized picture of Incider wearing that wig and dress...
8. wants to be the one to make the "ding ding ding" noise when we all do the "fork in the garbage disposal" part of the "YES" dance...
9. all Permant Markers are banned,
10. all converstions must contain a minimum of 500 words per statement..
11. and lastly his photo taken in front of Ross's Bar.

Upon agreeing to the above terms he said he will think about it...

Sqyre.

 

[InCider]

ROFL :lol:

 

[trevc]

TO: [email protected]

Hello,

Do you guys stock any inflatable beavers?

Kind regards

Trevor

 

[InCider]

Look out Baa Bra! :lol:

 

[trevc]

A rabid beaver with... warts? never good!

 

[InCider]

A rabid beaver with... warts? never good!

'worts' (IPA: /wɝts/) :lol:

 

[Adamt]

Only one thing worse than having your face gnawed and clawed...

Genital warts!

Not that I'd know :unsure:

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

We have made contact with Pat...
he says he wants to attend but if he does, he has a list of "special requirements"...


4. Exclusive rights to 2nd go at Baabra


Sqyre.

We could have a fight on our hands....

Best be getting the plastic sheets and keg lube out...

 

[trevc]

Once my keg spear gets stuck in, it's a lot of work to get out

 

[sqyre]

Genital warts?... Dont tell me about genital warts...
I remember back when i was a young lad in my prime...(Sean kindly posted pics...you prick)

Anyway, I woke up one morning and my willy looked like a piece of Pink Cauliflower....
Well, off to the clinic.... they used a freeze ray on it and gave me a nasty case of wobbly legs..

Last time i ever go near Inciders sister....

Sqyre...

 

[sqyre]

Where did everyone go?

Weird... :huh: same thing happens when i mention my worts at parties...

Sqyre...

 

[InCider]

The Queensland Brewerhood
'Worts and all'​

 

[Adamt]

The Queensland Brewerhood
"Shingles, Dubbels and Tripels"

 

[winkle]

Wort are you going on about?? :huh:

Hmm, giant inflatable beavers with genital warts - I think I'll stick with the pink elephants for now. Hey Stompy, gimme another of them imperial tripple-saisons.

 

[clarkey7]

Mashing in my Swap beer.

Decided on an Aussie Dark Ale in the end. I have been re-making this one trying to perfect it (for you guys of course ). We all know how hard it is to stay focused and make the same beer more than once.. Bl$$dy All Grain.

Anyway should be ready by the swap......

PB B)

 

[bconnery]

Mashing in my Swap beer.

Decided on an Aussie Dark Ale in the end. I have been re-making this one trying to perfect it (for you guys of course ). We all know how hard it is to stay focused and make the same beer more than once.. Bl$dy All Grain.

Anyway should be ready by the swap......

PB B)

I hope after the conference you learnt your lesson and only changed one thing from the last time...