Pitures for those not attending??
Batz
Batz, there is no way you could have taken a camera in yesterday as it was, after all, a magic show. Luckily though, a thousand words can paint a picture and I was there so no worries!
Firstly Kook did a modern day version of the very famous but rarely performed, 'loaves and fishes,' trick in two parts. Firstly, a Mount Sinai of food appeared seemingly effortlessly everywhere. I think some assistants were used to help with the food side of the trick. Brian, Vlad & randyrob were a couple that my skilled magician's eye was able to catch out. The trick of turning 5kg of grain into beer though Kook did unaided using some high tech equipment including a kettle so big he uses it as a spa bath during the week. Magically, no one fell in.
Kai and randyrob performed ceaseless teleportation feats. One minute they'd be at one end of the yard but the second a bottle hissed open they would be instantaneously in front of the bottle opener with their glass extended. Kai was probably a little more advanced with this trick as I often saw him holding three sample glasses in his hands and up to four samples in his mouth all at once.
Vlad did the very impressive bottomless esky trick. The esky is about one cubic foot and I must say that I stopped counting after he pulled the 73rd stubby out. Every BJCP beer style was in that esky several times. Many were way over a year old and way over 8% :blink: Brendanos arrived later with a smaller esky and did the same trick to a lesser scale but very 'tastefully' as well.
I'm not sure if this was a magic trick but I was very surprised that no one died after tasting Asher's sour beer as I came pretty close
Asher did, of course, produce some magic beers but he has been performing that one for a long time now. I did love his new trick though where he'd get on his mobile and within two minutes his wife would appear with a jug full of beer from Asher's house. Cool!
Mika-Lika and hughman666, in my opinion, slightly overdid, 'The Invisible Man.' I actually didn't see them all day. They really need to work on their presentation a little bit more I reckon.
Fletch did, 'The Impossibly Slow Bicycle Ride,' managing to take 40 minutes to do the usual two minute cycle from the train station. He finished his performance with a flourish of, 'mystery yeasts.'
chillamagilla did a trick for the first time which I loved - he turned up with his own smokes! Given his recent experience with the fire brigade though, he probably should give this one away.
deebee did a slow but captivating trick. On Friday he appeared as a criminal lawyer whilst yesterday he appeared simply as a criminal. The costume was a nice touch mate
And, did I mention the land speed record set by Goat when his wife rang? He sculled two middies and was out the front of Kook's in 3.7 seconds!
I even performed the very amateurish, 'Getting Two Beer Styles in the One Bottle,' trick which involved a lot of new equipment such as a beer manifold, some deft finger-work on ball-valves as well as a temporary amnesia of the basic laws of pressure.
There were even more performers than I have mentioned above Batz but my board message already has too many emoticons and my fingers are collapsing.
Also, Kai wouldn't stop talking the whole time so I was only able to pass on your hello to a few of the guys there. They all toasted you and several tears were shed mate :super:
Anyway, I gave Kai a lift home but he made me drop him off at a brothel. (While this is actually not true, I felt my picture of words needed an extra dab of colour so there it is!)
Thank you Kook for a bloody great day and I wish you and Tracey much magic in your new house. Your beers were splendid and the food. A top effort.
Thanks also to all the other guys (except Asher and his sour beer - lol) for the dazzling array of beers.
Spot ya!
Pat
P.S. We missed you Doogie! Hope you snuck some beers into work!