mtb

Beer Bod, Male, 28

How effed is a completely frozen case of super pricy beer? Asking for a friend. 17/11/17

mtb was last seen:: 28/1/18

1. stanko
  Hi Mate ,been looking @ buying that winch ,how is it
  
  22/12/17
2. mtb
  How effed is a completely frozen case of super pricy beer? Asking for a friend.
  
  17/11/17
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  3. mtb
    This friend knows that it's a Beer Cartel Xmas Advent Calendar :(
    (it's me. I am the friend)
    
    18/11/17
  4. mondestrunken
    Can't lie to yourself now, can you.
    
    18/11/17
  5. Bribie G
    A trans Greenland foot trek expedition once came across a huge pile of frozen beer that had been dumped on the icecap from the USA base at Thule (had got frozen and condemned). Tasted fine, they were pissed for 3 days before they moved on.
    
    18/11/17
    
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3. Stouter
  Gotta say mtb, your latest avatar pic, stylemaster with those cups.
  
  15/11/17
  2. mtb
    Thanks mate :D
    Gargantuan fingers have two uses.
    
    15/11/17
  3. Grott
    Do you mean you sometimes put on a rubber glove?
    (Like the avatar as well)
    
    15/11/17
4. mtb
  If there's any upside of super bogan neighbours, it's the consistent flow of Iron Maiden from over the fence
  
  14/11/17
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  3. mtb
    Absolutely. There's a big dead commercial fridge in the shed that you can hang a hammock in!
    
    17/11/17
  4. mondestrunken
    Not sure if I could hear the music in the fridge though...
    
    17/11/17
  5. mtb
    Oh alright. You can have the outdoor bar
    
    17/11/17
5. mtb
  Sour Cherry Vienna Kriek down to 3.5pH, dumped a kilo more cherries in just now, hello summer crusher!
  
  14/10/17
6. mtb
  Keg of DSGA resurrected from a diacetyl-ridden garden-y fate with some trusty US05. I shall call it "Dr F*ckup"
  
  10/10/17
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7. Bribie G
  Nah it was a mental sour on.
  
  30/9/17
8. Bribie G
  My Ex used to get a sour on every night.
  
  30/9/17
  2. mtb
    Did it end up smelling like vomit like mine?
    
    30/9/17
9. mtb
  Getting my first sour on tonight. Only fitting that I pop my cherry with a cherry sour!
  
  28/9/17
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  2. Grott
    Did you spell that wrong? “getting my first sow........pop my cherry”
    Filthy bastard :) :)
    
    28/9/17
  3. mtb
    not my cherry.. the sow's
    ;)
    
    29/9/17
    
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10. mtb
  The mancave smells of fermenting lager and I don't think I've smelled anything sweeter.
  
  30/8/17
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  2. Black Devil Dog
    I've smelled some sweet womencaves. They'll take some beating.
    
    30/8/17
    
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  3. mtb
    Smelled a fair share of not so sweet womencaves too...
    
    30/8/17
    
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11. mtb
  I don't like change!
  
  7/6/17
12. mtb
  Accidentally made XXXX Gold, not sure if proud
  
  16/4/17
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  3. TheWiggman
    You shan't because it's reached EOL. Super Pride is the answer to all thirst quenching questions.
    
    18/4/17
  4. Mardoo
    I made something Carlton Draught drinkers couldn't get enough of. I wasn't sure how to feel either.
    
    18/4/17
  5. Stouter
    There may be a help line available for you to work through this.
    
    18/4/17
13. mtb
  Welcomed my second assistant brewer Zoe to the world this afternoon. Raise a glass!
  
  30/3/17
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  3. Grott
    That's cunning
    
    1/4/17
  4. GrumpyPaul
    congrats
    
    1/4/17
  5. Matplat
    Congrats mate, if you're at all concerned about finding time to brew, night time brewing is where it's at!
    
    3/4/17
14. mtb
  Packet of WLP001 has been in transit since Monday.. curse you Aus Post! I live in Canberra, not woop woop..
  
  10/2/17
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  3. dr K
    well well.....the mashematics web site is supposed to be that way, it offers an introduction, as it were. As to your yeast, well when I order from San Diego it leaves Tuesday and arrives in Canberra Thursday or Friday in an insulated box with Ice-Gel(unless there is a customs hastle in which case it is held in refrigeration at FedeX, then delivered overnight). Once, a long time ago, Fedex screwed up on the Au side and it got here Monday. Whitelabs replaced the 120 vials (well FedEx paid for t...
    
    12/2/17
  4. mtb
    You're gonna have to educate me there dr.. what is it an introduction to?
    
    12/2/17
  5. malt junkie
    yeast freezing thread.
    Problem solved.
    
    17/2/17
15. mtb
  35C in the man cave.. the sacrifices I make to produce shit beer.
  
  28/1/17
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  3. mtb
    You'd think so, but I found the limit
    
    29/1/17
  4. tj2204
    Your beer will be spectacular once you stop keg hopping with pure sodium percarbonate!
    
    29/1/17
  5. mtb
    ssh you :D
    Yes, I have two batches just about ready to keg (properly)
    
    29/1/17
16. mtb
  Good god can an admin please delete Dunaldjed!
  
  7/1/17
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  3. Lord Raja Goomba I
    Sorry lads, been executing some myself, but wasn't on to kill him.
    
    8/1/17
  4. mtb
    Even mods have lives to lead outside of AHB mate, tis all good.. but I still don't get how they make it through the reCAPTCHA process
    
    8/1/17
  5. LAGERFRENZY
    Anothr bandit @ 12 oclock
    
    8/1/17
17. mtb
  Two kegs down the drain due to astringency from low mash pH, due to outside taps diverting to rainwater instead of town water.. no beer supplies for new years :(
  
  29/12/16
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  3. Ross
    I doubt it's low ph. I'd be looking for another cause, as you don't want it repeating in the next brew.
    
    30/12/16
  4. mtb
    Brewing for investigative purposes? Sounds like my dream as a 12yo.
    
    30/12/16
  5. mtb
    The discussion continues here http://aussiehomebrewer.com/topic/93607-low-mash-ph-from-rainwater
    
    30/12/16
18. mtb
  Stone Go To IPA.. lordy is it bitter (65IBU @ 4.5% ABV), but damn tasty.
  
  14/12/16
19. mtb
  Using an empty gatorade bottle and piece of garden hose to make a font fan.. brings back some teenage memories.
  
  6/12/16
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  3. Bribie G
    Showing your age mtb. Back in my day it was Orchy bottles.
    
    9/12/16
  4. mtb
    Showing your age Bribie G.. just used the phrase "back in my day" :D
    
    9/12/16
  5. Bribie G
    You'll find yourself doing that frighteningly quickly. haha.
    
    9/12/16
20. mtb
  Home brew farts are my legacy. Literally. I leave them behind me wherever I go.
  
  3/11/16
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  3. Mr B
    Sharts are a sign that you need to cut back a little
    
    3/11/16
  4. mtb
    ..or go get a kebab and finish the job
    
    3/11/16
  5. Yob
    save them for 5 seconds before you get out of an elevator..
    
    4/11/16
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