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  • How effed is a completely frozen case of super pricy beer? Asking for a friend.
    mtb
    mtb
    This friend knows that it's a Beer Cartel Xmas Advent Calendar :(
    (it's me. I am the friend)
    mondestrunken
    mondestrunken
    Can't lie to yourself now, can you.
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    Bribie G
    A trans Greenland foot trek expedition once came across a huge pile of frozen beer that had been dumped on the icecap from the USA base at Thule (had got frozen and condemned). Tasted fine, they were pissed for 3 days before they moved on.
    Gotta say mtb, your latest avatar pic, stylemaster with those cups.
    mtb
    mtb
    Thanks mate :D
    Gargantuan fingers have two uses.
    Grott
    Grott
    Do you mean you sometimes put on a rubber glove?
    (Like the avatar as well)
    If there's any upside of super bogan neighbours, it's the consistent flow of Iron Maiden from over the fence
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    mtb
    mtb
    Absolutely. There's a big dead commercial fridge in the shed that you can hang a hammock in!
    mondestrunken
    mondestrunken
    Not sure if I could hear the music in the fridge though...
    mtb
    mtb
    Oh alright. You can have the outdoor bar
    Sour Cherry Vienna Kriek down to 3.5pH, dumped a kilo more cherries in just now, hello summer crusher!
    Getting my first sour on tonight. Only fitting that I pop my cherry with a cherry sour!
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    Grott
    Grott
    Did you spell that wrong? “getting my first sow........pop my cherry”
    Filthy bastard :) :)
    mtb
    mtb
    not my cherry.. the sow's
    ;)
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    Accidentally made XXXX Gold, not sure if proud
    TheWiggman
    TheWiggman
    You shan't because it's reached EOL. Super Pride is the answer to all thirst quenching questions.
    Mardoo
    Mardoo
    I made something Carlton Draught drinkers couldn't get enough of. I wasn't sure how to feel either.
    Stouter
    Stouter
    There may be a help line available for you to work through this.
    Packet of WLP001 has been in transit since Monday.. curse you Aus Post! I live in Canberra, not woop woop..
    dr K
    dr K
    well well.....the mashematics web site is supposed to be that way, it offers an introduction, as it were. As to your yeast, well when I order from San Diego it leaves Tuesday and arrives in Canberra Thursday or Friday in an insulated box with Ice-Gel(unless there is a customs hastle in which case it is held in refrigeration at FedeX, then delivered overnight). Once, a long time ago, Fedex screwed up on the Au side and it got here Monday. Whitelabs replaced the 120 vials (well FedEx paid for t...
    mtb
    mtb
    You're gonna have to educate me there dr.. what is it an introduction to?
    malt junkie
    malt junkie
    yeast freezing thread.
    Problem solved.
    35C in the man cave.. the sacrifices I make to produce shit beer.
    mtb
    mtb
    You'd think so, but I found the limit
    tj2204
    tj2204
    Your beer will be spectacular once you stop keg hopping with pure sodium percarbonate!
    mtb
    mtb
    ssh you :D
    Yes, I have two batches just about ready to keg (properly)
    Good god can an admin please delete Dunaldjed!
    Lord Raja Goomba I
    Lord Raja Goomba I
    Sorry lads, been executing some myself, but wasn't on to kill him.
    mtb
    mtb
    Even mods have lives to lead outside of AHB mate, tis all good.. but I still don't get how they make it through the reCAPTCHA process
    LAGERFRENZY
    LAGERFRENZY
    Anothr bandit @ 12 oclock
    Two kegs down the drain due to astringency from low mash pH, due to outside taps diverting to rainwater instead of town water.. no beer supplies for new years :(
    Stone Go To IPA.. lordy is it bitter (65IBU @ 4.5% ABV), but damn tasty.
    Using an empty gatorade bottle and piece of garden hose to make a font fan.. brings back some teenage memories.
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    Bribie G
    Showing your age mtb. Back in my day it was Orchy bottles.
    mtb
    mtb
    Showing your age Bribie G.. just used the phrase "back in my day" :D
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    Bribie G
    You'll find yourself doing that frighteningly quickly. haha.
    Home brew farts are my legacy. Literally. I leave them behind me wherever I go.
    M
    Mr B
    Sharts are a sign that you need to cut back a little
    mtb
    mtb
    ..or go get a kebab and finish the job
    Yob
    Yob
    save them for 5 seconds before you get out of an elevator..
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