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How effed is a completely frozen case of super pricy beer? Asking for a friend. 17/11/17 at 10:55 AM

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    1. mtb
      mtb
      How effed is a completely frozen case of super pricy beer? Asking for a friend.
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      2. mondestrunken
        mondestrunken
        You can tell your friend it's eisbock?!
        18/11/17 at 6:26 AM
      3. mtb
        mtb
        This friend knows that it's a Beer Cartel Xmas Advent Calendar :(
        (it's me. I am the friend)
        18/11/17 at 8:12 AM
      4. mondestrunken
        mondestrunken
        Can't lie to yourself now, can you.
        18/11/17 at 8:17 AM
    2. Stouter
      Stouter
      Gotta say mtb, your latest avatar pic, stylemaster with those cups.
      1. mtb
        mtb
        Thanks mate :D
        Gargantuan fingers have two uses.
        15/11/17 at 7:10 AM
      2. Grott
        Grott
        Do you mean you sometimes put on a rubber glove?
        (Like the avatar as well)
        15/11/17 at 10:54 PM
    3. mtb
      mtb
      If there's any upside of super bogan neighbours, it's the consistent flow of Iron Maiden from over the fence
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      3. mtb
        mtb
        Absolutely. There's a big dead commercial fridge in the shed that you can hang a hammock in!
        17/11/17 at 9:57 AM
      4. mondestrunken
        mondestrunken
        Not sure if I could hear the music in the fridge though...
        17/11/17 at 10:01 AM
      5. mtb
        mtb
        Oh alright. You can have the outdoor bar
        17/11/17 at 10:03 AM
    4. mtb
      mtb
      Sour Cherry Vienna Kriek down to 3.5pH, dumped a kilo more cherries in just now, hello summer crusher!
    5. mtb
      mtb
      Keg of DSGA resurrected from a diacetyl-ridden garden-y fate with some trusty US05. I shall call it "Dr F*ckup"
      1. Benn and homebrewnewb like this.
    6. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Nah it was a mental sour on.
    7. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      My Ex used to get a sour on every night.
      1. mtb
        mtb
        Did it end up smelling like vomit like mine?
        30/9/17
    8. mtb
      mtb
      Getting my first sour on tonight. Only fitting that I pop my cherry with a cherry sour!
      1. Andy_27 likes this.
      2. Grott
        Grott
        Did you spell that wrong? “getting my first sow........pop my cherry”
        Filthy bastard :) :)
        28/9/17
      3. mtb
        mtb
        not my cherry.. the sow's
        ;)
        29/9/17
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    9. mtb
      mtb
      The mancave smells of fermenting lager and I don't think I've smelled anything sweeter.
      1. malt junkie and homebrewnewb like this.
      2. Black Devil Dog
        Black Devil Dog
        I've smelled some sweet womencaves. They'll take some beating.
        30/8/17
        Grott, Nullnvoid and mtb like this.
      3. mtb
        mtb
        Smelled a fair share of not so sweet womencaves too...
        30/8/17
    10. mtb
      mtb
      I don't like change!
    11. mtb
      mtb
      Accidentally made XXXX Gold, not sure if proud
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      2. TheWiggman
        TheWiggman
        You shan't because it's reached EOL. Super Pride is the answer to all thirst quenching questions.
        18/4/17
      3. Mardoo
        Mardoo
        I made something Carlton Draught drinkers couldn't get enough of. I wasn't sure how to feel either.
        18/4/17
      4. Stouter
        Stouter
        There may be a help line available for you to work through this.
        18/4/17
    12. mtb
      mtb
      Welcomed my second assistant brewer Zoe to the world this afternoon. Raise a glass!
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      2. Grott
        Grott
        That's cunning
        1/4/17
      3. GrumpyPaul
        GrumpyPaul
        congrats
        1/4/17
      4. Matplat
        Matplat
        Congrats mate, if you're at all concerned about finding time to brew, night time brewing is where it's at!
        3/4/17
    13. mtb
      mtb
      Packet of WLP001 has been in transit since Monday.. curse you Aus Post! I live in Canberra, not woop woop..
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      2. dr K
        dr K
        well well.....the mashematics web site is supposed to be that way, it offers an introduction, as it were. As to your yeast, well when I order from San Diego it leaves Tuesday and arrives in Canberra Thursday or Friday in an insulated box with Ice-Gel(unless there is a customs hastle in which case it is held in refrigeration at FedeX, then delivered overnight). Once, a long time ago, Fedex screwed up on the Au side and it got here Monday. Whitelabs replaced the 120 vials (well FedEx paid for t...
        12/2/17
      3. mtb
        mtb
        You're gonna have to educate me there dr.. what is it an introduction to?
        12/2/17
      4. malt junkie
        malt junkie
        yeast freezing thread.
        Problem solved.
        17/2/17
    14. mtb
      mtb
      35C in the man cave.. the sacrifices I make to produce shit beer.
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      2. mtb
        mtb
        You'd think so, but I found the limit
        29/1/17
      3. tj2204
        tj2204
        Your beer will be spectacular once you stop keg hopping with pure sodium percarbonate!
        29/1/17
      4. mtb
        mtb
        ssh you :D
        Yes, I have two batches just about ready to keg (properly)
        29/1/17
    15. mtb
      mtb
      Good god can an admin please delete Dunaldjed!
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      2. Lord Raja Goomba I
        Lord Raja Goomba I
        Sorry lads, been executing some myself, but wasn't on to kill him.
        8/1/17
      3. mtb
        mtb
        Even mods have lives to lead outside of AHB mate, tis all good.. but I still don't get how they make it through the reCAPTCHA process
        8/1/17
      4. LAGERFRENZY
        LAGERFRENZY
        Anothr bandit @ 12 oclock
        8/1/17
    16. mtb
      mtb
      Two kegs down the drain due to astringency from low mash pH, due to outside taps diverting to rainwater instead of town water.. no beer supplies for new years :(
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      2. Ross
        Ross
        I doubt it's low ph. I'd be looking for another cause, as you don't want it repeating in the next brew.
        30/12/16
      3. mtb
        mtb
        Brewing for investigative purposes? Sounds like my dream as a 12yo.
        30/12/16
      4. mtb
    17. mtb
      mtb
      Stone Go To IPA.. lordy is it bitter (65IBU @ 4.5% ABV), but damn tasty.
    18. mtb
      mtb
      Using an empty gatorade bottle and piece of garden hose to make a font fan.. brings back some teenage memories.
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      2. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Showing your age mtb. Back in my day it was Orchy bottles.
        9/12/16
      3. mtb
        mtb
        Showing your age Bribie G.. just used the phrase "back in my day" :D
        9/12/16
      4. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        You'll find yourself doing that frighteningly quickly. haha.
        9/12/16
    19. mtb
      mtb
      Home brew farts are my legacy. Literally. I leave them behind me wherever I go.
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      2. Mr B
        Mr B
        Sharts are a sign that you need to cut back a little
        3/11/16
      3. mtb
        mtb
        ..or go get a kebab and finish the job
        3/11/16
      4. Yob
        Yob
        save them for 5 seconds before you get out of an elevator..
        4/11/16
    20. mtb
      mtb
      Need some old school metal names for beer..
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      2. MartinOC
        MartinOC
        Phantom of the Hopera.
        Swiller on the Rue Morgue.
        Strange Wort.
        The Hammer (appropriate for a RIS).
        16/9/16
      3. Rocker1986
        Rocker1986
        I did brew one called Ace of Spades porter because it was so black. Trying to think of some of the others now. The Number of the Yeast? Lol
        20/9/16
      4. djsmi4
        djsmi4
        Alice Coopers
        AnthraXXXX
        Becks Pistols
        Oettingerpeth? (a bit of a stretch there)
        PISS
        Weisse Snake / Weisse Lion
        25/9/16
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