Name the bar

[Bridges]

Randall.
Serve pots through a randall placed front and centre on the bar. Awesome!

 

[Yob]

Planned (hypothetically)

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Last time I went to the UK was drinking in a pub called Noah's Ark and this Jakey was in there, wasn't annoying anyone but was a bit loud, he had an Edinburgh accent and the landlord told him to '**** off your barred' it was about 10 mins later he poked his his head back in the door and said, 'I'm glad you barred me cos the place is full of ******* animals' took a minute for the penny to drop for me, but as pissed as he was the Scottish sense of humour came to the top.
Pub name Noah's Ark, (no ******* animals)

 

[Blind Dog]

Big Jesse's h34r:

 

[MartinOC]

Jesse's Juice Joint.

Or.. you could go with a ridiculously long name like:

"The place where you go to have the best beer available in Victoria, with plenty of selection & a warm and amicable host to serve it to you"

Much like Pink Floyd's "Several furry animals gathered together in a cave & grooving with a pict.".

 

[MartinOC]

(For) The Discerning Drinker.

Hypothetically Hoppy.

The House of Hops.

The Home of Hops.

The Oast House.

 

[Fraser's BRB]

A horse walked inn

 

[manticle]

The hypothetical.

Not sure if someone already suggested that.

 

[TSMill]

Yep I was also thinking "half a"...and "raise/lower the", and "shout the"

 

[Stouter]

The Free Beer.
Should get the punters in, though you may need to check on the legal obligations.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

The Hoppythetical

 

[Benn]

Uncle Yobs Thai Lotus Massage Parlour & wRISt-aurant

 

[Yob]

Uncle Yobs Thai Lotus Massage Parlour & wRISt-aurant

the RISt-aurant

'cor!!!

 

[DU99]

the red baird

 

[Mattress]

Beery McBeerface

 

[Yob]

IBU

 

[sp0rk]

Jezze'z Zymurgy Zepplin
Enough Zs?

 

[Mardoo]

IBU

International Beerdrinker's Union

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

I-Beer-U

 

[Mardoo]

Istanbul's Best Undertaker