Last time I went to the UK was drinking in a pub called Noah's Ark and this Jakey was in there, wasn't annoying anyone but was a bit loud, he had an Edinburgh accent and the landlord told him to '**** off your barred' it was about 10 mins later he poked his his head back in the door and said, 'I'm glad you barred me cos the place is full of ******* animals' took a minute for the penny to drop for me, but as pissed as he was the Scottish sense of humour came to the top.
Pub name Noah's Ark, (no ******* animals)