How To Open A Bag Of Malt

[pmastello]

Those wacky Germans. I didn't think it was that difficult myself
http://vimeo.com/32900472

 

[Bribie G]

I've always considered myself to be an ace at opening any bag of malt by tugging on the correct string then zzziiiippppp

However the other day with a bag of BB Wheat do you think I could locate the correct string? After 20 mins I went at it with the box cutter.

:angry:

 

[bignath]

A pair of scissors and then straight into the storage bin for the win.


I'm too lazy to worry about opening it correctly. :icon_cheers:

 

[Florian]

A shorter version of that 'movie' would've been good.

Also interesting that they mash with uncracked grain... Might give that a go next time

 

[Thefatdoghead]

Those wacky Germans. I didn't think it was that difficult myself
http://vimeo.com/32900472

Pretty sure he just added unmilled grain to the mash? Weyermann bags are the easiest to open for me. All the english bags....im lost!

EDIT: to slow!

 

[dent]

Great video, though apparently crushing (or maybe even mashing) grain is optional

edit:bah

 

[real_beer]

I've always considered myself to be an ace at opening any bag of malt by tugging on the correct string then zzziiiippppp

However the other day with a bag of BB Wheat do you think I could locate the correct string? After 20 mins I went at it with the box cutter.

:angry:

:icon_offtopic:
Wait until you try to open the F#$%##$G dipping sauce containers that comes with KFC nuggets.

 

[stux]

I've always considered myself to be an ace at opening any bag of malt by tugging on the correct string then zzziiiippppp

However the other day with a bag of BB Wheat do you think I could locate the correct string? After 20 mins I went at it with the box cutter.

:angry:

Me too... but after 10 minutes I finally found the right string... I normally get my seamstress wife to open anything but the weyermann... but this time I thought... there's only a few strings... surely can't be that hard

 

[Bribie G]

The 1970s were great because you no longer had to fumble in the dark with bra clips.

 

[Crusty]

The 1970s were great because you no longer had to fumble in the dark with bra clips.

I'm still having trouble...... :blink:

 

[GuyQLD]

I'm still having trouble...... :blink:

Practice makes perfect. You might need either a) money B) money or d) Rohypnal though

 

[Thefatdoghead]

:icon_offtopic:
Wait until you try to open the F#$%##$G dipping sauce containers that comes with KFC nuggets.

There is a fine art to some yoghurt tops as well! :lol:

spelling

 

[vykuza]

The 1970s were great because you no longer had to fumble in the dark with bra clips.

You're paying for it now though!

 

[labels]

Make sure the front of the bag faces you then start from the left to find the zipper string

With bras make sure she is facing you, fixation on the eyes and then sneak behind with your left hand and . . .

 

[kelbygreen]

so you obviously need a shadcloth cutter lol

 

[pmastello]

I'm still having trouble...... :blink:

It's alright, I have a video for that too



Although I hear Chuck Norris can remove a bra with no hands.

 

[labels]

Yeah, would probably be interesting IF we had a workable interenet connection. These Effing Telcos are getting right under my skin - big time, they're all ******* hopeless and keep passing the problem down the line. Apologies for off topic rant, but it's just taken over two minutes to get this reply box up, we are running at 4Kb/s and paying for ADSL2+, joke.

 

[Cocko]

I hit the link and before I hit the play button, Chappo was on screen...

WTF?



Edit: this link http://vimeo.com/32900472

 

[sp0rk]

Yeah, would probably be interesting IF we had a workable interenet connection. These Effing Telcos are getting right under my skin - big time, they're all ******* hopeless and keep passing the problem down the line. Apologies for off topic rant, but it's just taken over two minutes to get this reply box up, we are running at 4Kb/s and paying for ADSL2+, joke.

How far out from your local exchange are you?

 

[TidalPete]

I've always considered myself to be an ace at opening any bag of malt by tugging on the correct string then zzziiiippppp

However the other day with a bag of BB Wheat do you think I could locate the correct string? After 20 mins I went at it with the box cutter.

:angry:

From my records if that's any help? ---- View attachment Opening_Grain_Sacks.doc

 

[labels]

How far out from your local exchange are you?

6 or 7K out. I know we are at the exteme end but, I have had speeds up 50x what we are getting now, this is just silly and I'm going to be not paying for it.

 

[Nick JD]

http://www.weyermann.de/eng/produkte_neu.a...7&sprache=2

 

[spog]

Make sure the front of the bag faces you then start from the left to find the zipper string

With bras make sure she is facing you, fixation on the eyes and then sneak behind with your left hand and . . .

f,that ever been so in need of a leak,and you just cant seem to find the top of your fly.
**** me,now that is priority ....cheers....spog

 

[sp0rk]

6 or 7K out. I know we are at the exteme end but, I have had speeds up 50x what we are getting now, this is just silly and I'm going to be not paying for it.

You're not just at the extreme end, you're pretty much past where you should still be getting any signal
the noise on your line that far out should be drowning out your adsl signal, you're actually lucky you get line sync at all