Adjunct Professor, Male, 69
Funny yellow thing in the sky this afternoon. Oops it's gone. Back to drizzle.
Chicken alert. KFC Tuesday deal right now 9 pieces for 9.95. Burp, that was great. SWMBO ate too of course.
I used to buy that deal when I was working away in Bundy, that was lunch covered for 3 days and the rest of the meal allowance was for beer or my pocket.
Daylight saving this morning. Can't believe it's nearly 9.30 and I haven't had a cuppa yet. Curtains are getting fried.
You know you are living in a sweet spot when the junk mail has flyers for tractors, calf foods and fencing contractors.
What the hell is that thing I just found in the freezer.
How could I have lived all these years without Biofine.
We got the status panel back. Woot.
Shame the comments dont show
$6,000 dollars later my teeth are now all fixed up. Could have bought a BM 50L and a trip to Germany to learn how to use it. Fark.
Gone to Thailand and also had my scrotum reduction operation and had my nose hairs lasered.
Time to hand in the Collingwood membership then.
Don't feel so bad I know someone who's bill was 3 times that.
I just watched a Brad Pitt movie where he didn't spend the whole movie chewing something.
Horse hair and the teats of a milking sow.
Your kidding, was he dead in this film
I have no idea what I had for breakfast but I know precisely where I left my half empty beer glass.
Good, cause that's all that matters. Ps the glass could have been half full?
Last year switched to ghee and coconut oil as my main cooking oils, GP reports my cholesterol levels down 20%
Have a read of "Fat and Cholesterol are Good for You". ISBN 9789197555388.
Eat more fibre. All Bran is well known to reduce LDL's - but really most sources of soluble fibre will help.
Yeah anything is better than those FAKE MEDICATION statins (apologies to the hon. Trump)
Was thinking of learning Esperanto but found out that "How are You" translates as "Kiel vi fartas?"
Esperanto - man that's like the Leyland P76 of languages!
Haven't seen one of those for years. I'd love to own one just to annoy people.
Esperanto? Never heard of it, let alone anyone who's ever been there :)
What? Not another bloody storm on the way. That's 7 consecutive days.
Would kill for some rain up here. bloody whinging pom
coom here for some sunshine and it bloody rains and you cant get a decent pint of Watneys Red Barrel.....
Rain cleared, so I've scalped the lawn to get rid of the dead thatch, fertilised heavily and now I could really do with some rain, please.
Heading off to Windorah, Birdsville etc in a motorhome for a couple of weeks. Really looking forward to all that XXXX Gold, XXXX and XXXX. Did I mention VB as well?
Throw a couple kegs in the motor home Bribie.
Try some XXXX Bitter!
Worst. Beer. Eva.
Tried it several weeks ago, was actually genuinely surprised with how bad it was.
Hope you have a whale of a time on your trip ;-)
Have 30 PETs of ESB.
Was parked in Casino today and one of the local boganettes was calling out to her toddler "come on Braxton, over here Braxton". I was tempted to ask her if his surname was Hicks but I chickened out (big lass).
A kid at the school I work at name is H just H. I immediately asked if his parents were heroin addicts turns out they're not
The "Alloy" nickname is quite clever for school kids.
Read this all to SWMBO, had a good laugh.
I've taught the local butcher bird family to sing La Cucaracha but one of the bastards still keeps singing it in minor key. No mince for you tomorrow.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the Butch.
Maybe its a Minor Bird and not a butcher after all
First bad toothache in 20 years. Weekend. No dentist till Tuesday. Bottle of sherry and panadeines. Woot this is the shit. Who needs beer.
Ice Skate and a rock?
Nimbin ladies with no teeth has intriguing possibilities.
door and a piece of string
video store, phone book, street directory, music CD, Tang, Rice a Riso.
Having a pub meal and getting pissed for 10 bucks
Cheap beer at the RSL
Nigella week on Masterchef. Tonight, scoring a dessert dish "It's a bit tight for me, but I know when push comes to shove". Yeah.
Nigella on her own recipe last night, "I love it deeply"
I assume everyone realises that May is International Masturbation Month?
How many bloody International Days do we need? Sounds like a bloody wank to me.
Yob, I often think that as home brewers we wouldn't be as silly as we are if we only had one dick to play with.
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