Bribie G
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Bribie G

Adjunct Professor, Male, 68, from Kyogle

You know you are living in a sweet spot when the junk mail has flyers for tractors, calf foods and fencing contractors. 4/9/17

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23/9/17 at 12:01 PM
    1. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      You know you are living in a sweet spot when the junk mail has flyers for tractors, calf foods and fencing contractors.
      1. Benn, Stouter and Mardoo like this.
    2. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      What the hell is that thing I just found in the freezer.
      1. Grott and malt junkie like this.
    3. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      How could I have lived all these years without Biofine.
    4. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      We got the status panel back. Woot.
      1. bradsbrew
        bradsbrew
        Shame the comments dont show
        17/8/17
    5. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      $6,000 dollars later my teeth are now all fixed up. Could have bought a BM 50L and a trip to Germany to learn how to use it. Fark.
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      2. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Gone to Thailand and also had my scrotum reduction operation and had my nose hairs lasered.
        4/5/17
      3. Droopy Brew
        Droopy Brew
        Time to hand in the Collingwood membership then.
        5/5/17
      4. Danscraftbeer
        Danscraftbeer
        Don't feel so bad I know someone who's bill was 3 times that.
        7/5/17
    6. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      I just watched a Brad Pitt movie where he didn't spend the whole movie chewing something.
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      2. Benn
        Benn
        Troy?
        23/4/17
      3. Stouter
        Stouter
        Horse hair and the teats of a milking sow.
        24/4/17
        Nugg3t likes this.
      4. Grott
        Grott
        Your kidding, was he dead in this film
        24/4/17
    7. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      I have no idea what I had for breakfast but I know precisely where I left my half empty beer glass.
      1. Grott
        Grott
        Good, cause that's all that matters. Ps the glass could have been half full?
        31/3/17
    8. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Last year switched to ghee and coconut oil as my main cooking oils, GP reports my cholesterol levels down 20%
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      2. RobB
        RobB
        Have a read of "Fat and Cholesterol are Good for You". ISBN 9789197555388.
        29/3/17
      3. Adr_0
        Adr_0
        Eat more fibre. All Bran is well known to reduce LDL's - but really most sources of soluble fibre will help.
        30/3/17
      4. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Yeah anything is better than those FAKE MEDICATION statins (apologies to the hon. Trump)
        30/3/17
    9. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Was thinking of learning Esperanto but found out that "How are You" translates as "Kiel vi fartas?"
      1. LAGERFRENZY
        LAGERFRENZY
        Esperanto - man that's like the Leyland P76 of languages!
        11/12/16
      2. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Haven't seen one of those for years. I'd love to own one just to annoy people.
        11/12/16
      3. evoo4u
        evoo4u
        Esperanto? Never heard of it, let alone anyone who's ever been there :)
        13/12/16
    10. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      What? Not another bloody storm on the way. That's 7 consecutive days.
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      2. Droopy Brew
        Droopy Brew
        Would kill for some rain up here. bloody whinging pom
        8/12/16
      3. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        coom here for some sunshine and it bloody rains and you cant get a decent pint of Watneys Red Barrel.....
        8/12/16
      4. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Rain cleared, so I've scalped the lawn to get rid of the dead thatch, fertilised heavily and now I could really do with some rain, please.
        9/12/16
    11. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Heading off to Windorah, Birdsville etc in a motorhome for a couple of weeks. Really looking forward to all that XXXX Gold, XXXX and XXXX. Did I mention VB as well?
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      2. good4whatAlesU
        good4whatAlesU
        Throw a couple kegs in the motor home Bribie.
        4/11/16
      3. technobabble66
        technobabble66
        Try some XXXX Bitter!
        Worst. Beer. Eva.
        Tried it several weeks ago, was actually genuinely surprised with how bad it was.
        Hope you have a whale of a time on your trip ;-)
        4/11/16
      4. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Have 30 PETs of ESB.
        5/11/16
    12. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Was parked in Casino today and one of the local boganettes was calling out to her toddler "come on Braxton, over here Braxton". I was tempted to ask her if his surname was Hicks but I chickened out (big lass).
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      2. Brownsworthy
        Brownsworthy
        A kid at the school I work at name is H just H. I immediately asked if his parents were heroin addicts turns out they're not
        19/8/16
      3. Engibeer
        Engibeer
        The "Alloy" nickname is quite clever for school kids.
        20/8/16
      4. Lord Raja Goomba I
        Lord Raja Goomba I
        Read this all to SWMBO, had a good laugh.
        22/8/16
    13. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      I've taught the local butcher bird family to sing La Cucaracha but one of the bastards still keeps singing it in minor key. No mince for you tomorrow.
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      2. Benn
        Benn
        A bird in the hand is worth two in the Butch.
        3/8/16
      3. GrumpyPaul
        GrumpyPaul
        Maybe its a Minor Bird and not a butcher after all
        4/8/16
      4. GrumpyPaul
        GrumpyPaul
        Maybe its a Minor Bird and not a butcher after all
        4/8/16
    14. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      First bad toothache in 20 years. Weekend. No dentist till Tuesday. Bottle of sherry and panadeines. Woot this is the shit. Who needs beer.
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      2. Benn
        Benn
        Ice Skate and a rock?
        29/7/16
      3. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Nimbin ladies with no teeth has intriguing possibilities.
        30/7/16
      4. DU99
        DU99
        door and a piece of string
        31/7/16
    15. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      video store, phone book, street directory, music CD, Tang, Rice a Riso.
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      2. Yob
        Yob
        Mini moke
        19/6/16
      3. Grott
        Grott
        Having a pub meal and getting pissed for 10 bucks
        20/6/16
      4. Topher
        Topher
        Cheap beer at the RSL
        21/6/16
    16. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Nigella week on Masterchef. Tonight, scoring a dessert dish "It's a bit tight for me, but I know when push comes to shove". Yeah.
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      2. mtb
      3. djsmi4
        djsmi4
        Nigella on her own recipe last night, "I love it deeply"
        27/5/16
      4. droid
        droid
        stop it!
        27/5/16
    17. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      I assume everyone realises that May is International Masturbation Month?
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      2. DU99
      3. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        How many bloody International Days do we need? Sounds like a bloody wank to me.
        11/5/16
      4. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Yob, I often think that as home brewers we wouldn't be as silly as we are if we only had one dick to play with.
        11/5/16
    18. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Bugger it I'm going to pour another pint.
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      2. Grott
        Grott
        And why not another after that!
        9/5/16
      3. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        Tuesday now, hair of the dog later.
        9/5/16
      4. Grott
        Grott
        ha, you had the "anothers"
        10/5/16
    19. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Daylight Saving ends tonight. So when visiting QLD, no need to turn clocks back one hour. Still required to turn calendar back 15 years however.
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      2. butisitart
        butisitart
        just for your info, bribie g, part of the reason why we don't have daylight savings is to save our methodist ladies the unsightly view of gentlemen's morning glories on the bus ride to work.
        7/4/16
      3. Goose
        Goose
        beautiful one day....
        9/4/16
      4. Black Devil Dog
        Black Devil Dog
        tomorrow the next...
        9/4/16
    20. Bribie G
      Bribie G
      Watching an American documentary on some place called "Annerdiga" , I think he is trying to say Antarctica. .
      1. Lord Raja Goomba I
        Lord Raja Goomba I
        You need subtitles for a lot of those American docos.
        1/4/16
      2. LAGERFRENZY
        LAGERFRENZY
        Yes for many months I was wondering why George W was declaring war on Tourists...
        1/4/16
      3. Bribie G
        Bribie G
        And why he didn't unleash nuk-u-lar weapons on them.
        2/4/16
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