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• 18/10/17

Funny yellow thing in the sky this afternoon. Oops it's gone. Back to drizzle.

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• 3/10/17

Chicken alert. KFC Tuesday deal right now 9 pieces for 9.95. Burp, that was great. SWMBO ate too of course.

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• 1/10/17

Daylight saving this morning. Can't believe it's nearly 9.30 and I haven't had a cuppa yet. Curtains are getting fried.

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• 4/9/17

You know you are living in a sweet spot when the junk mail has flyers for tractors, calf foods and fencing contractors.

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• 27/8/17

What the hell is that thing I just found in the freezer.

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• 19/8/17

How could I have lived all these years without Biofine.

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• 17/8/17

We got the status panel back. Woot.

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• 4/5/17

$6,000 dollars later my teeth are now all fixed up. Could have bought a BM 50L and a trip to Germany to learn how to use it. Fark.

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• 23/4/17

I just watched a Brad Pitt movie where he didn't spend the whole movie chewing something.

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• 30/3/17

I have no idea what I had for breakfast but I know precisely where I left my half empty beer glass.

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• 29/3/17

Last year switched to ghee and coconut oil as my main cooking oils, GP reports my cholesterol levels down 20%

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• 11/12/16

Was thinking of learning Esperanto but found out that "How are You" translates as "Kiel vi fartas?"

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• 7/12/16

What? Not another bloody storm on the way. That's 7 consecutive days.

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• 3/11/16

Heading off to Windorah, Birdsville etc in a motorhome for a couple of weeks. Really looking forward to all that XXXX Gold, XXXX and XXXX. Did I mention VB as well?

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• 17/8/16

Was parked in Casino today and one of the local boganettes was calling out to her toddler "come on Braxton, over here Braxton". I was tempted to ask her if his surname was Hicks but I chickened out (big lass).

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• 2/8/16

I've taught the local butcher bird family to sing La Cucaracha but one of the bastards still keeps singing it in minor key. No mince for you tomorrow.

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• 29/7/16

First bad toothache in 20 years. Weekend. No dentist till Tuesday. Bottle of sherry and panadeines. Woot this is the shit. Who needs beer.

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• 17/6/16

video store, phone book, street directory, music CD, Tang, Rice a Riso.

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• 24/5/16

Nigella week on Masterchef. Tonight, scoring a dessert dish "It's a bit tight for me, but I know when push comes to shove". Yeah.

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• 11/5/16

I assume everyone realises that May is International Masturbation Month?