All Australian Koala Scat Saison

[Brew Forky]

I Can't Believe It's Not Stag Cum Saison ?

LMFAO

 

[rude]

Now now kindy kids enough of the toilet humour

Get back to brew class now

 

[Engibeer]

I just need 2 koalas and a cup.

"2 koalas one schooner" could be an another name for the beer.

 

[DU99]

was even talked a bout @ Vic brew by a few people..And that's no Sh#t

 

[Danscraftbeer]

Question is, I cant help but ask. Is it a hoax or for real?

 

[roastinrich]

I guess you'll have to wait and see…...
This chlamydia is a bit of a problem though (not for me for the koalas)

 

[manticle]

Question is, I cant help but ask. Is it a hoax or for real?

The king of Nigeria himself brewed such a beer and has done so well he needs to siphon 60 million dollars (USD) from the country. If you help you can keep half the money and a couple of slabs for your trouble.

 

[roastinrich]

Ahh yes Oba Obateru Akinrutan is a good family friend. I had drinks and shared recipes with him the other night.

 

[Spohaw]

How's this beer going , have you brewed it yet roastin ?

 

[jimmy86]

Spohaw, I'm thinking this was a troll/joke.






Got me good too!

 

[Fylp]

I had to search Koala scat after seeing it in another thread. I have just sat here laughing like a crazy man at my kids' swimming lessons.

Funniest **** I've read on this site

 

[DU99]

something to think about

http://www.mlive.com/business/west-michigan/index.ssf/2015/03/civet_beer_perrin.html

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/04/18/elephant-dung-beer-sells-out-almost-immediately/

 

[jyo]

I can't bear to read this ****.

Time to leave...

 

[Danscraftbeer]

Looking at pushing the envelope a little and some advise on this recipe.

All Australian Koala Scat Saison

Min OG: 1.048 Max OG: 1.080
Min IBU: 25 Max IBU: 45
Min Clr: 5 Max Clr: 12 Color in SRM, Lovibond

Recipe Specifics:

Batch Size (Gal): 5.50
Total Grain (Lbs): 12.00
Anticipated OG: 1.062
Anticipated SRM: 7.5
Anticipated IBU: 36.3
Brewhouse Efficiency: 75 %
Wort Boil Time: 60 Minutes


Grain/Sugars:

4 kgs. Pilsner Malt(2-row)
650gm. White Wheat
300gm CaraMunich Malt
220gm toasted wattle seed
450gm lemon myrtle honey (added with 5 minutes left in the boil)

Hops/Spices:

14gm. Dwarf cluster, 10.50%aa @FWH.
14gm. POR, 8%aa @FWH.
14gm. POR, 4.75%aa @30 min.
14gm. Ella, 10%aa @15 min.

70gm, Fresh ground koala scat @15 min.

Yeast:

Wild Braconid Wasp Yeast


Mash Schedule:
Mash Type: Single Step

Yes so memories jogged. Did you make this beer and how did it turn out?
Many people are waiting to here.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Pics or it didn’t happen, of brew day preferably...

 

[technobabble66]

Could there be a reason no one's heard from him since?[emoji15]

Koala Scat Poisoning? [emoji51]

 

[Coodgee]

you would have seen him on The Project if it happened. And Mick Molloy etc would have talked about it on every breakfast radio show in the country: "So how's this for weird, some bloke has made beer out of Koala poo!"

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Not beyond the realms of fantasy, they make coffee out of Civet cat ****, and its the most expensive coffee you could buy.