All Australian Koala Scat Saison

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Now now kindy kids enough of the toilet humour

Get back to brew class now
 
I guess you'll have to wait and see…...
This chlamydia is a bit of a problem though (not for me for the koalas)
 
Danscraftbeer said:
Question is, I cant help but ask. Is it a hoax or for real?
The king of Nigeria himself brewed such a beer and has done so well he needs to siphon 60 million dollars (USD) from the country. If you help you can keep half the money and a couple of slabs for your trouble.
 
Ahh yes Oba Obateru Akinrutan is a good family friend. I had drinks and shared recipes with him the other night.
 
I had to search Koala scat after seeing it in another thread. I have just sat here laughing like a crazy man at my kids' swimming lessons.

Funniest shit I've read on this site
 
Looking at pushing the envelope a little and some advise on this recipe.

All Australian Koala Scat Saison

Min OG: 1.048 Max OG: 1.080
Min IBU: 25 Max IBU: 45
Min Clr: 5 Max Clr: 12 Color in SRM, Lovibond


Recipe Specifics:

Batch Size (Gal): 5.50
Total Grain (Lbs): 12.00
Anticipated OG: 1.062
Anticipated SRM: 7.5
Anticipated IBU: 36.3
Brewhouse Efficiency: 75 %
Wort Boil Time: 60 Minutes



Grain/Sugars:

4 kgs. Pilsner Malt(2-row)
650gm. White Wheat
300gm CaraMunich Malt
220gm toasted wattle seed
450gm lemon myrtle honey (added with 5 minutes left in the boil)


Hops/Spices:

14gm. Dwarf cluster, 10.50%aa @FWH.
14gm. POR, 8%aa @FWH.
14gm. POR, 4.75%aa @30 min.
14gm. Ella, 10%aa @15 min.


70gm, Fresh ground koala scat @15 min.

Yeast:

Wild Braconid Wasp Yeast


Mash Schedule:
Mash Type: Single Step
Yes so memories jogged. Did you make this beer and how did it turn out?
Many people are waiting to here. :)
 
Pics or it didn’t happen, of brew day preferably...
 
you would have seen him on The Project if it happened. And Mick Molloy etc would have talked about it on every breakfast radio show in the country: "So how's this for weird, some bloke has made beer out of Koala poo!"
 
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