News Article: Alcohol Linked To Cancer

[beerbrewer76543]

From a super trusty source:

http
://www.news.com.au/world/more-than-two...-1226036220663

Looks like we are all f*cked...

Loving this one:

Cut out the middle men (pharynx, esophagus and larynx) and inject it straight in the veins!

 

[Bribie G]

Well the fucktards at the BMJ (unspecified, probably the janitors) who wrote the piece are probably being paid by the government, who want people to live as long as possible so they can raise revenue off them.

Be Born
Consume
Obey
Die

Off to get another pint right now.

 

[Supra-Jim]

Too much of one thing gives you cancer, too little of another gives you cancer. One way or another if you live long enough it'll happen you. Sit back, grab a pint and don't waste your life stressing over every little thing.

Cheers SJ

 

[peas_and_corn]

That website gives me cancer

 

[Braumoasta]

Sit back, grab a pint and don't waste your life stressing over every little thing.

+1

 

[praxis178]

Wish these people would just get a life! Everything in excess can/will kill you.....

 

[timryan]

the sun has been proven to cause cancer too... last time i looked it didnt stop people going outside

 

[DU99]

and they tell to drink red wine... :drinks:

 

[Paul H]

Lucky good old porn is safe

Cheers

Paul

 

[Bribie G]

Well if you live a totally miserable life on lettuce and orange juice you too could end up looking like Rosemary Stanton



Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning as a miserable sexless prune. The tragic thing about Rosemary is that she thinks she is some sort of a saviour and not the wowser hand-of-joylessness that she really is.

Oh by the way did I tell you that I despise Rosemary Stanton and every nanny state holier than thou thing that she stands for?

 

[felon]

At least i'll die doing something I love. :icon_chickcheers:

 

[XavierZ]

anyone seen the report that claims that posting on forums causes cancer?

 

[Paul H]

Well if you live a totally miserable life on lettuce and orange juice you too could end up looking like Rosemary Stanton

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Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning as a miserable sexless prune. The tragic thing about Rosemary is that she thinks she is some sort of a saviour and not the wowser hand-of-joylessness that she really is.

Oh by the way did I tell you that I despise Rosemary Stanton and every nanny state holier than thou thing that she stands for?

...............you have to hate Michael Clarke even more.

:icon_cheers:

Paul

 

[peaky]

It's stress that causes cancer.

I drink beer to de-stress.

So, I'm safe.

 

[DU99]

TV health expert Dr John Tickell..another one like Rosemary Stanton..i make beer to relieve stress

 

[Spartan 117]

Lucky good old porn is safe

Cheers

Paul

Just priomise me you'll stop once you start getting hairy palms.

Aaron

 

[InCider]

I ride a motorbike.

 

[bum]

Wait, what? Alcohol isn't good for me?!

I'm as shocked as you guys. Who knew?

 

[kelbygreen]

i am ssure breathing air gives you cancer as does pretty much every thing we do as if we believe them 100% of people WILL! get cancer

 

[rotten]

It's stress that causes cancer.

I drink beer to de-stress.

So, I'm safe.

Count me in for that. I quit smoking, but in the end something is gonna get ya :beerbang: