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I have a feeling it will be gone in 60 seconds.
 
I was going to buy one of those clocks - but a mate had the same one and told me it was crap he reckons he spent forty five minutes fixing a broken clock

At least, he thinks it was forty five minutes.

On the subject of time....

I made love to my wife for 61 minutes recently - it was the night they put the clocks forward an hour for daylight savings.

I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, " Only if you make up the time."
I said, " OK. It's 35 past 50.

boomtish - I will be here all week, try the fish....if you get time
 
No more puns, I'm just going to.......watch.
 
This thread has clocked up so many bad jokes it's caused me to have a movement
 
This thread is no jokes THAT funny, I'm going to put it in my time capsule.
 
I entered the best 10 gags from here in the world pun championship but they didn't win.....

No pun in ten did.
 
My friend Lum lent his pen to me and I had to give it back soon
I said "Hey when's that pen due Lum"

I got nuthin
 
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