Custom Clocks

[Black Devil Dog]

Don't be too alarmed if this thread keeps ticking along.

 

[unclebarrel]

I have a feeling it will be gone in 60 seconds.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5333981184/hFDC731A0/

 

[Wortgames]

Enough, guys.

Time out.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

I was going to buy one of those clocks - but a mate had the same one and told me it was crap he reckons he spent forty five minutes fixing a broken clock

At least, he thinks it was forty five minutes.

On the subject of time....

I made love to my wife for 61 minutes recently - it was the night they put the clocks forward an hour for daylight savings.

I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, " Only if you make up the time."
I said, " OK. It's 35 past 50.

boomtish - I will be here all week, try the fish....if you get time

 

[Yob]

people keep coming back for seconds...

 

[peter.brandon]

This thread is cuckoo

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I know I had a hand in it

 

[TSMill]

No more puns, I'm just going to.......watch.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

I know I had my hand on it

FTFY

 

[peter.brandon]

second post

 

[unclebarrel]

Hey, just don't fob this thread off.

 

[mosto]

This thread has clocked up so many bad jokes it's caused me to have a movement

 

[peter.brandon]

Time to chime in again with another post to tell you seiko's to stop it!

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

This thread is no jokes THAT funny, I'm going to put it in my time capsule.

 

[TSMill]

I entered the best 10 gags from here in the world pun championship but they didn't win.....

No pun in ten did.

 

[meathead]

My friend Lum lent his pen to me and I had to give it back soon
I said "Hey when's that pen due Lum"

I got nuthin