You're Not A Real Brewer Until -----

[Back Yard Brewer]

............until you've upset Darren

I would'nt go there if I were you


BYB

 

[bradsbrew]

......... you've choked a kitten because of an airlock question.

Edit= Kitten not chicken. :lol: :lol:

 

[wakkatoo]

......... you've choked a chicken because of an airlock question.

:huh:

Airlocks get you that excited brad??

 

[flattop]

You're not a real brewer until you ---
Brew a beer that kicks ass OR

Break Hydrometers and swear a fracto thing is no good cause it doesnt do FG.
Worse still, you visit Woolies Wanda range and buy a hydrometer that reads MAXIMIUM 1040 :blink: wow whatabuy.
OR
Skimp on a pump, wear thongs or none, no clamps etc etc burns burns burns whilst brewing.
:unsure:

I've given up wearing a thong while brewing, too many complaints from the locals when i bend down to check the cube....

 

[Steve]

:huh:

Airlocks get you that excited brad??

:icon_offtopic: its one of those, you had to be there to see it wakka, dont worry about it, its very boring.

 

[bradsbrew]

:huh:

Airlocks get you that excited brad??

Oh dear I should stop drinking now. :lol:

 

[flattop]

Gee but if your airlock's not bubbling perhaps you could post here and ask why h34r:

 

[loikar]

Your not a real brewer until your mates start coming around your place 3 times a week in stead of the pub!

 

[kenlock]

til you have a fermenting fridge with a fridgemate.

 

[loikar]

:huh:

Airlocks get you that excited brad??

you can get it workin up a sweat, you can get it walking your pet, you can get it tipping a cow.......matter of fact....I'm choking one now.

 

[Sully]

you can get it workin up a sweat, you can get it walking your pet, you can get it tipping a cow.......matter of fact....I'm choking one now.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[driveitlikeustoleit]

what about a lagering fridge with a fridgemate?

 

[Sully]

....have a commercial fridge with glass doors as your fermenting fridge

 

[chappo1970]

Until you've got a stuck sparge...

 

[kenlock]

Until you have a yeast bank. B)

 

[Sully]

... when your wife wants you to talk dirty to her and you say things like sparge your wort , smack your yeast, drain your tun, boil your HLT, mill your grain h34r:

 

[chappo1970]

... when your wife wants you to talk dirty to her and you say things like sparge your wort , smack your yeast, drain your tun, boil your HLT, mill your grain h34r:

Bwahahaha! Classic!

Or honey can ya make me and Chappo's wife a Malteaser cheese cake for the case swap night? :huh: h34r:

 

[clean brewer]

You go to the Pub for Dinner :icon_vomit: in Hervey Bay and breathe a sigh of relief to see that they have Tooheys Old on tap..

 

[kenlock]

You take pictures of getting a good head.......... and you can publish them in AHB :lol:

 

[Sully]

You take pictures of getting a good head.......... and you can publish them in AHB :lol:

Classic....