You're Not A Real Brewer Until -----

[TidalPete]

You're not a real brewer until you ---

All-grain

Use a refractometer

Have a March Pump

Have a tight arse stirplate

Go HERMES

Go RIMS

HAVE A BEER GARDEN :lol:



With my trees starting to shade out a lot of my plants I decided to bite the bullet & put the (Cleared) area to good use.

Although no insult was intended I have my flame suit on & waiting for BIAB brewers to complain about not being on the list.

TP

Edit --- Fixed Brendo.

 

[winkle]

You're not a real brewer until you ---

All-grain

Use a refractometer

Have a tight arse stirplate

Go HERMES

Go RIMS

HAVE A BEER GARDEN :lol:

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With my trees starting to shade out a lot of my plants I decided to bite the bullet & put the (Cleared) area to good use.

Although no insult was intended I have my flame suit on & waiting for BIAB brewers to complain about not being on the list.

TP

Ya need a farting gnome :icon_cheers:

 

[Adamt]

That just looks like a garden to me...

 

[captaincleanoff]

2 chairs + a milk crate = a beer garden? :lol:

 

[chappo1970]

Your not a real brewer until....

You build a ridiculously over engineered brew rig like "Sherman"

BTW TP looking good! :icon_cheers: Might have to drop up there and soak up the beers surrounding atmosphere! :chug:

 

[brendo]

I thought it was once you have a March Pump...

Brendo

 

[.DJ.]

where is the beer in said "BEER" garden?

 

[Fourstar]

You're not a real brewer until you ---

Cut or burn yourself at some stage during every brew day. <_<

I seriously need to take a knife to my cubes at the joins, Especially around the handle. My knuckles are always being sliced to ribbons. Or maybe i should just invest in some rubber/work gloves instead?

 

[HoppingMad]

Hmmm...inspired thinking.

Almost finished the brew shed - now soon my attention can turn to the garden and making it a domain of sun drenched guzzling. Love it.
Will have to put my beergarden landscaping boots on!

Hopper.

 

[barclayton]

its missing the emu expert empties.

 

[TidalPete]

2 chairs + a milk crate = a beer garden? :lol:

A PERSONAL beer garden sunshine & you missed the table for my brews. Looking forward to seeing a pic of your beer garden.

I will get a gnome Perry although a farting one might be hard to find?

TP

 

[captaincleanoff]

Looking forward to seeing a pic of your beer garden.

no worries, will post one later, sunshine

 

[HoppingMad]

Farting Gnome :lol:

 

[Steve]

Or maybe i should just invest in some rubber/work gloves instead?

Or maybe you should just HTFU..pffft big girls blouse :lol:

Pete you just put a pebble under one side of the base of the gnome so he's got the compulsory ready to fart lean :lol:

Cheers
Steve

Edit - whats the SB sign on the tree?

 

[gava]

Darryl Kerrigan himself would be jealous..

 

[TidalPete]

Or maybe you should just HTFU..pffft big girls blouse :lol:

Pete you just put a pebble under one side of the base of the gnome so he's got the compulsory ready to fart lean :lol:

Cheers
Steve

Edit - whats the SB sign on the tree?

Great idea Steve. Actually, farting gnomes are available on Ebay.
SB = Sharkbait Brewery.

TP

 

[chappo1970]

I actually collect gnomes. :lol:

 

[Supra-Jim]

I actually collect gnomes. :lol:

I used to also, but that was generally only after drinking (walking home from the pub) and we had a strict catch and release policy. Catch em, and release in the funniest place you can think of/find on the stumble home.

:icon_cheers: SJ

 

[Steve]

I actually collect gnomes. :lol:

bet you chew their ears off to :lol:

 

[Asher]

....you got one of these