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[StalkingWilbur]

Why does Vanilla Ice have a "reality" tv show "flipping" houses?

And more importantly, who watches that ****?

 

[Cocko]

Never knew it.

So, you is the answer.

 

[StalkingWilbur]

Touché.

But just to clarify, I most certainly don't. Just saw the add on the tv in the background while on my phone.

 

[peas_and_corn]

How does he flip the houses? Does he jump on a board wedged under the foundations?

 

[Florian]

So the chat has gone? Or was I just the only one in there?

 

[Mardoo]

I read Vanilla Ice's autobiography. On the toilet. In one sitting.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I read Vanilla Ice's autobiography. On the toilet. In one sitting.

why..?

 

[StalkingWilbur]

I read Vanilla Ice's autobiography. On the toilet. In one sitting.

I imagine that's the same way he wrote it.

 

[goomboogo]

I read Vanilla Ice's autobiography. On the toilet. In one sitting.

That's one way to save toilet paper.

 

[Mardoo]

I used the first page and the last page. **** from beginning to end...not that I expected any different.

 

[Camo6]

I remember him touring here a few years ago. I think Doncaster Shoppingtown Hotel was one of the venues! Guess his autobiography didn't net him the cash he had hoped for.

 

[Dave70]

Why does Vanilla Ice have a "reality" tv show "flipping" houses?

And more importantly, who watches that ****?

Oh man, like, one time, this guy comes out and says 'if theres a problem' and without missing a beat, Ice turns round and goes 'Yo, I'll solve it' !!!

Comedy ******* GOLD!

 

[jyo]

Could Vanilla Ice be made into one of those fandangled home-made slurpies? Hooley dooley, now that would be rad!

 

[manticle]

You could at least add enough liquid nitrogen to find out. No-one would really lose either way.

 

[Mardoo]

Wouldn't work. He's already chill.

 

[Camo6]

I love modern toilets! Nothing but silicone around the base of mine to secure it. Two minutes with a gem blade and she's free. Pulled it forward, popped out the 90 degree adapter and there's that little toilet brush head staring back at me. A quick bead of sealant and she's good as new. Now to send the missus a bill for $600.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Cleaning the toilet and the cat.
http://researchmaniacs.com/Jokes/HowToWashACat.html

 

[Not For Horses]

I love modern toilets!

I only like them as a friend.

 

[Camo6]

Just to reiterate: I love 'private' modern toilets. Jeesus. Never had so many PM's from Tassie brewers.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Better put the 600 towards some new kegs!!! Ill take two