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[jyo]

@ Camo- have you been into one of those fandagled new electronic public dunnies? Push buttons, hands free to turn on the taps, plays music, speaks to you.

And it SELF CLEANS. No dunnie brushes stuck in these babies.


I tried hands free but did wee wee all over the floor.

 

[peas_and_corn]

Self cleans? I guess everything will be hands free

 

[shaunous]

I tried hands free but did wee wee all over the floor.

Baaaahahahahahahaha

 

[Camo6]

Pfffft. Jyo, we had talking toilets in Vic since at least the nineties. A mate of mine was doing #2's at the local footy reserve toilets back in '94 when the cubicle next to him started saying 'Psssst. Hey. Psssst.' Must of been hands free too cause he jumped straight up without wiping and chased an old man across the oval!

 

[jyo]

Hahaha! Poor bugger just probably ran out of dunny paper h34r:

 

[sponge]

He didn't have a square to spare.

 

[shaunous]

He didn't have a square to spare.

Seinfeld Quotes

 

[shaunous]

Anyone wanna go shares???


http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/swan-hill/other-boats-jet-skis/floating-table/1035643464

 

[sponge]

What's a Seinfeld?




h34r:

 

[pk.sax]

Hello Adelaide ladiens

I dunno how to address people from there yet. So that was an attempt at 'aliens that love ladies'.

Any suggestion as to where a bloke *possibly* moving to the garden city who'd need commute to the airport for work and wouldn't mind some fun n out there place to live (possibly with a shed, but a balcony will do too) could consider living? I don't expect to be hard done by cash wise but hate spending more than I have to.

 

[shaunous]

Hello Adelaide ladiens
I dunno how to address people from there yet. So that was an attempt at 'aliens that love ladies'.
Any suggestion as to where a bloke *possibly* moving to the garden city who'd need commute to the airport for work and wouldn't mind some fun n out there place to live (possibly with a shed, but a balcony will do too) could consider living? I don't expect to be hard done by cash wise but hate spending more than I have to.

Brothel???

 

[shaunous]

What's a Seinfeld?




h34r:

As per Wikipedia.
Seinfeld is the best Fuckin show ever made, and will be made...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I raise you Home & Away

 

[zappa]

Breaking Bad. I'm all-in.

 

[manticle]

I raise you Home & Away

That's not a raise.

 

[Camo6]

Dunno Mants, I get half a raise just from watching the commercials.

 

[pk.sax]

Brothel???

Recommendations?

 

[jyo]

Dunno Mants, I get half a raise just from watching the commercials.

Alf's still got the goods, hey?

I have never watched a single episode of Breaking Bad. I feel ashamed, so hold back the abuse. Gonna borrow a box set and get stuck in soon after so many mates telling me how good it is.

 

[Camo6]

Alf's still got the goods, hey?

I have never watched a single episode of Breaking Bad. I feel ashamed, so hold back the abuse. Gonna borrow a box set and get stuck in soon after so many mates telling me how good it is.

Do it! Best...show...ever.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNHxmLwqBWg