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  1. Droopy Brew

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    Posted 3/1/18
    How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, ve are efficient and dont have ze humour.
     
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  2. Dave70

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    Posted 16/1/18
    I hear Oprah is toying with the idea of running for president. Why not I say. The office of president couldn't be any more of a laughing stock.

    Cringy platitudes, emotion on demand, pseudoscience and a new car (check under your seat for a key) for everybody!
     
  3. goomboogo

    Bring back Bum.

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    Posted 16/1/18
    How dare you claim Oprah is pusher of pseudoscience. 'The Secret' is a rigorously tested, scientifically supported program that will change your life. I found a copy under a chair and my world changed enormously. As soon as President Winfrey gives Netanyahu and Abbas a copy of The Secret, peace in the middle-east will be assured.
     
  4. Dave70

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    Posted 16/1/18
    Couple that with the mediation skills of newly appointed sectary of state, Dr Phil and it will be hands across the West Bank.
     
  5. Zorco

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    Posted 18/1/18
    i read meditation
     
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  6. Tony

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    Posted 19/1/18
    The perfect American president would be The Rock
     
  7. Mardoo

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    Posted 19/1/18
    President Rock. Nice.
     
  8. goomboogo

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    Posted 19/1/18
    As if a former actor would ever be elected as PUSA. It could never happen.
     
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  9. Dave70

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    He's not lesbian enough.
     
  10. mondestrunken

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    Posted 19/1/18
    What these Europeans need to realise is that when the mercury hits 40 no-one in Australia plays tennis, we drink beer on the lounge and watch others play it.
     
  11. Dave70

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    Posted 28/2/18
    Hey inkbird winners, how you going with you new units? Since I didn't win one, I'm thinking of buying one myself an would like a little feedback.
     
  12. Dan Pratt

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    Posted 2/3/18
    ^ i won the 4 probe bbq thermometer which is on its way via post. Actually have no need for it, was hoping for the temp controller. Wins a win though
     
  13. Digga

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    I'll swap you one? Didn't win but have a use for the BBQ thing
     
  14. Dan Pratt

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    Posted 2/3/18
    ^ what do you have?
     
  15. petesbrew

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    Posted 13/6/18
    Ladies and Lads
    In case anyone wants to do some tastings this Saturday, 16th July 2018
    my band The Dead Set, is playing at Staves Brewery with the Dirty Winter and We Are Not Robots.
    Free entry.
    Get on it!
    I may not have my beer in a brewery, but dammit this should be fun.
     

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