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[brettprevans]

Divorce?

not until she sees the ither stuff I hid in the list.. hehe. Or more annoyingly her own menu for the week. Monday snack.. balls. And bacon appears eveeyday. Hmmm bacon.

 

[Cocko]

LOL!

 

[Bizier]

Apparently the missus doesnt think its amusing that I hid 'leg openers' on the shopping list. I cant see why.

But it works on so many levels.

 

[WarmBeer]

Divorce?

Hey, everybody. CM2's wife is back on the market.

 

[goomboogo]

And she's already bought the legs opener.

 

[GuyQLD]

"Bottle of wine" is a great way to get the same results as the more expensive leg opener "jewelry". They both seem to be single use so I see no reason for the more expensive option.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

You're a ******* retard

 

[jyo]

*****

Reported

 

[Bizier]

We got a new dog and he keeps rolling off the lounge while asleep. It is funny.

 

[Bizier]

Lemmy got a pacemaker.

I don't exactly know how to feel.

 

[brettprevans]

Damn karma. Missus took kids to swimming which means I do the shopping and walk around with this silly list. DOH! What a clock up.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Will give you time to reflect where you clocked up

 

[Camo6]

Face it guys, this time it's getting out of hand.

 

[bum]

That joke was little bit secondhand, Camo.

 

[Bribie G]

It's raining and my plants are getting all wet.

 

[pk.sax]

Wrong thread.

There's two appropriate going for that one atm.

And DASFFS

 

[brettprevans]

Theres a kitten in my clock

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Be hidding from them rice gulls

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Tomorrow i will be father of the bride....

Three weeks later i will be father of the groom...

Why son and daughter arranged weddings so close together i dont know...

 

[Bizier]

They are looking for maximum financial decimation.