Name your Brew?

[SergeMarx]

Totally Addicted to Base was an experiment where I decided to make a beer using four different base malts (Pale, Maris Otter, Mild and Golden Promise for those who are interested). When the name popped into my head- of course a joke playing with the song Totally Addicted to Bass- I knew I had to make it.

The next one should be "All your base are belong to us"

For those old enough to remember such ancient memes.

 

[Camo6]

Back when games were games and DOS was boss. Loving it.

Most of my brews get a cliche name during their creation on beersmith.

'Farkin Oat Stout' or 'Divine Brown' ABA (don't let the mrs catch you enjoying that one).

 

[peas_and_corn]

The next one should be "All your base are belong to us"

For those old enough to remember such ancient memes.

Hmm, maybe for the next version of the recipe

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

On the recipe DB is "Lord Nelson Citra Cascading out of this Galaxy Pale Ale" - because it has Nelson Sauvin (Lord Nelson - referring to Admiral Horatio Nelson), Cascade, Citra, Galaxy. The followup recipe without Nelson Sauvin is therefore called "Viscount is Dead Pale Ale".

Schwarz is the new Black for a Schwarzbier.

It's Wheat Y'all - American Wheat.

Sigh, Son, it's another brewcomp Season - Saison.

Rock & Granite - for the S&WPA clone.

Happy are the Mild Fermented - Mild Ale.

 

[Dips Me Lid]

Some of the more stupidly named ones I've brewed/planned to brew:

Nut Shot Brown Ale

Liver Shot Imperial Brown

Double Denim Stout

The Guzzler, English bitter

Wee Laddie For A Palfrey Porter

Who's The Guvnor ESB

Yog Sothfroth IPA


Coming up with stupid names is almost as fun as brewing.

 

[n87]

havnt brewed it yet, but when i get a good ginger beer: Randy Ranga

my Spülbecken Hefeweizen is almost out. named as such cause it was fermented in a 'bath' in my laundry sink... and its one of the more amusing German words i have come across.

 

[menoetes]

A mate of mine, new to brewing, keeps his fermenter in the bathroom both for the coolness of the tiles and the fact he can wrap his damp towel around it after the morning shower. The toilet is 8 feet away from it, while not seeming ideal the beer turned out great.

His name for his first beer;

Brett's Shithouse Pale Ale

 

[Tahoose]

Haha

I dunny know if I'd be drinking that...

 

[drewstertherooster]

I have 20 names planned, some of which are

Arrogant APA
Cutthroat Bitch AAA (named after 'Amber' on House)
Bee's Dick Honey Wheat
The Chimp Hefeweizen
The Imp Imperial hefeweizen

 

[going down a hill]

Irish Red Ale = IRA
Its funny how that acronym hasn't caught on

 

[SergeMarx]

American Amber Ale being brewed today - "My Name's Not Bamber"

 

[lukencode]

3 clicks on http://projectcodename.com:

"UNEXPECTED CHEETAH"

 

[r055c0]

Mild Thing - Mild
The Brave - Smoked Scots Ale
Return of the Urn - Rye IPA
Vadermeister - Black Saison

 

[SmallFry]

I mentioned it was a "tarted up english Hoegarden" so it ended up being called the Slutty English Ho'

Ah, so it seems you've met my ex-girlfriend, then?

 

[carpedaym]

Most of these I haven't brewed:

Kate Winslet - English Blonde
Ire of the Tiger - Irish Red Ale
Schwarzing Matilda - Schwarzbier
Eye of sour-on - Something sour??
Comeuppance Cider - ...think about it.
Resinrection - IPA
Ultimate Saccharifice - No specific style decided!

 

[Wolfman1]

Hopocalypse now - hoppy apa
Hopocalypse now II - electric bugaloo, - hop hog clone
Road rash red ale
Hot mix stout
Maillot Jaune ale - golden ale
Cycling themes abound

 

[phildo]

I have two threads running at the moment

First is related to the style/ingredients with vague sexual undertones, such as ;

'South in your mouth' southern German larger

And the second is based on nasty bacteria such as

'Ebola' Czech pilsner

 

[fletcher]

my most inventive, if you can call it that, is my ordinary bitter called the 'pretty ordinary bitter'. great beer. deserves a re-make.

 

[sponge]

My sister had a French girl staying with her for a while and I told her some classic Australian sayings such as;

When you can't remember something/get something wrong you're - "throwin' sticks at 'burras"

When you're having a laugh you're - "Smackin' koalas"

There were a couple more along those lines that I can't quite remember, but from there I made a 'koala smackin lager' and 'angry burra IPA' for our engagement. There was also the 'RBT beater' which was a mild.

 

[DeGarre]

My sister had a French girl staying with her for a while and I told her some classic Australian sayings such as;

When you can't remember something/get something wrong you're - "throwin' sticks at 'burras"

When you're having a laugh you're - "Smackin' koalas"

There were a couple more along those lines that I can't quite remember, but from there I made a 'koala smackin lager' and 'angry burra IPA' for our engagement. There was also the 'RBT beater' which was a mild.

"My sister had a French girl staying with her..."

After this bit this story really went down hill.