chappo1970
Piss off or Buy Me A Beer
OK smartass. Brew me a beer with one can of malt, 1kg sugar and 7 grams of generic yeast at 28 degrees, without adding any hops or spec grain and tell me its wonderful.
That shouldnt be a problem with all of your experience.
I'll bite... How dare you accuse Screwy and or bconnery as being smartasses. What you have demostrated to me is your complete lack of respect for very experienced brewers and regular contributors that have a genuine interest in sharing their experience and love of brewing. They always have the interest of the OP at the heart of their comments and contribution. Unlike yourself they both have runs on the board for their abilities and skills and don't need resort to your level of childishness to make a point. I am sick an tired of people like you running down bloody good brewers. The reason AHB is such a good resource is because of blokes like them and not because of assholes like you.
Unfortunately most of us are sick and tired of very bad or half assed advice. With your lack of respect and knowledge all you do degrade what is/was a great forum.
As for your childish and assinine dare? What I would like to see is if you could make those ingredients into beer. Obviously the answer will be no. What you have done is completely missed the point as echoed my Manticle. By the way I would bet my entire brewery that both could make a decent beer over and above yours hands down.
Now I know both Screwy and 007 very well. I know their beers, their recipes and value the experience they bring. Unlike yourself who I see nothing of any worth. I highly respect both of them and often turn to both those guys for their advice and experience which they give freely to those willing to listen.
Son I suggest you suck your head in, delete that stupid post or apologise?
Sick and tired of the bullshit.
Chappo
Edit: I believe ben's response has covered it all OP.