What's your Real Ale name?

[tomdavis]

A pint of Mason's Bitter Goat Beater for me!....

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I will tell you what mine isn't "Squires Old Cock Puller"

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Masons Special Ferret Biter.

How did they know!?

 

[brad81]

Mason's Ruby Donkey Wobbler



Are we still talking about Ale names here h34r:

 

[TimT]

Peeler's Bitter Goat Shagger?

Er.... yeah.....

 

[Black Devil Dog]

There are a few potentially nasty combinations there.

eg E-Z-Jun-P.

Grooms Blonde Cock Biter.

 

[mosto]

Chandlers Old Badger Fancier

 

[MartinOC]

Ostler's Vintage Cow Chaser'Botherer

FUCKME! How on EARTH did they know?!??!? h34r:

 

[pk.sax]

Shepherd's zesty goat lifter

I dunno, never put a lime in my beer by choice m'ld.

 

[Grainer]

Chandlers Pale Badger Doger... Amazing that they know I'm Dodgy!!!!

 

[Crofty]

Groom's Nutty Pheasant Botherer

 

[warra48]

Fletcher's Zesty Badger Botherer.

I don't approve of bestiality, so this is definitely NOT me, but Fletcher, whoever he or she is...

 

[MartinOC]

I don't approve of bestiality

You DO realise that anyone who's into Flagellation, Necrophilia & Bestiality is just flogging a dead horse...... h34r:

 

[black_labb]

Chandlers Amber Ferret Biter

I don't know what kind of beer would leave someone inebriated enough to bite a ferret while being agile enough to catch one.

 

[Nibbo]

Turner's Heavy Lobster Choker

I love it...

 

[razz]

Weavers Pale Spaniel beater! (I love my dog, really I do)

 

[of mice and gods]

I didn't like mine but I do want to make a slightly sweet, high alcohol fruit beer just so i can call it 'Digger's Velvet Badger Tickler'

 

[sp0rk]

Fisher's Nutty Cock Shagger
Well...

 

[tomdavis]

These are gold.

My wife has already requested I make hers

'Clogger's Golden Spaniel Slurper'

 

[Kumamoto_Ken]

Peeler's Heavy Lobster Beater