What's your Real Ale name?

[ratchie]

Squires Vintage Donkey Fancier.

 

[syl]

Peeler's Pale Pheasant Fancier!

 

[Josh]

Cooper's Pale Cock Worrier

 

[winkle]

Weaver's Zesty Rabbit Worrier, at least its not a sheep.

 

[davedoran]

Grooms Nutty Goat Beater

 

[bconnery]

I will tell you what mine isn't "Squires Old Cock Puller"

You say that now but wait until you meet him...

 

[bconnery]

Fisher's Ruby Goat Botherer

I'm planning to brew an ESB soon too, I think I just found its name...

 

[Blitzer]

Fisher's Amber Cock Tickler

 

[ambriela]

Shepherds golden cock slurper. nice.

 

[GABBA110360]

Cobblers Heavy Toad Snapper

 

[Pogierob]

Fishers fruity rat biter

 

[Pogierob]

So happy I didn't end up with "
Cock slurper".

 

[hoppy2B]

Coopers Smooth Pheasant Slurper.

Drop the 'Pheasant' and it sounds quite delectable.

 

[kenlock]

Fisher's Heavy Pheasant Slurper

 

[Jaded and Bitter]

Fishers Dark Badger Tosser

Gonna use that one :huh:

 

[431neb]

Weavers Ruby Toad Slurper.

I dunno if I'm incontinent or if this thread is a funny as my wet pants would indicate.

I'm spewing mine wasn't Shepherd's Best Goat Shagger.

Thumbs up for making me laugh Carlos the Gerbil - Maybe choose a name from the list next time?

 

[brouhaha]

Fisher's Special Cow Licker.... Not sure if I'd order a pint of it. But if the internet says that what it's called, what choice do I have? Thanks internet.

 

[Weizguy]

I can't view the original post. May be blocked at work... but I once brewed a Strong Ale spiced with vanilla and cinnamon.

With a vague awareness that certain spices and food flavours can be tasted in human ejaculate, I happily christened this beer "Oude Kumwadde".

I found a bottle the other day and the flavourings have now subsided, so does that mean that I have to change the name?

Les out

 

[billygoat]

Shepherds Nutty Goat Fighter

 

[spog]

Very clever naming system.
Cloggers Nutty Badger Beater for me.
I have Clogged
a few things in my time,some people would agree that I am Nuts ,never seen a Badger and as for Beater ,well there was this time as a pre pubescent teenager I found this magazine and.....