What's your Real Ale name?

[Mardoo]

Weaver's Vintage Toad Worrier

 

[tomdavis]

This one has hallucinogenic qualities...

Weaver's Vintage Toad Worrier

I am sure I have had some of these at some CAMRA festivals in the UK!

 

[Crusty]

Cobblers Ruby Spaniel Biter
Yes indeed! I'm going for another beer..........Back soon!

 

[crazyhorse]

Weaver's Special Toad Tosser!

 

[Danwood]

Turner's nutty ferret tosser.

I'm sure I had a pint of this at the Fawcett Inn, Manchester....

 

[Canuckdownunder]

Clerk's Dark Cock Choker (honestly hahahahaha!)

 

[Lecterfan]

I will be brewing Weaver's Fruity Spaniel Dodger this very weekend!

 

[vic45]

I will be brewing Weaver's Fruity Spaniel Dodger this very weekend!

Save me a pint could you Lecter and I will swap a pint of my Weaver's Vintage Cock Worrier

 

[Thefatdoghead]

Chandlers Old Badger Fancier

Im,

Chandlers old Pheasant Fancier

So close...

I don't own any Pheasants I promise.

 

[rehabs_for_quitters]

Was planning on doing a 10%er to age so Fisher's Strong Goat Snapper it is, poor goat, it'll go nice on the bbq though it might be a bit tough

 

[sp0rk]

Though I'd do the wife's one too
Clerk's Nutty Donkey Shagger (or Biter for her maiden name)

 

[Lecterfan]

Save me a pint could you Lecter and I will swap a pint of my Weaver's Vintage Cock Worrier

Could you have got a more perfect name?

 

[Dave70]

Masons Nutty Toad Fighter.

Huh..huh??


OK..now lets do our porn names.

Kneel before Boss Whipper, *******..

 

[DeGarre]

Turner's Pale Goat Choker

 

[boybrewer]

Weavers pheasant dodger .

 

[MCHammo]

Tinker's Golden Cock Dodger.

 

[eungaibitter1]

Turners Smooth Badger Snapper

 

[sponge]

My Real ale: Turner's Golden Rabbit Snapper

My pornstar name: Master Drinker



If only my real ale name was a little more promising...

 

[dibby33]

Weavers Nutty Lobster Worrier :unsure:

 

[sponge]

A lot of these real ale names sound more like porn names..