typed "beer brewing" into aliexpress site

[ian4379]

i often find bargains on the aliexpress site, i thought i'd type in "beer brewing" to see what happens(i swear).

this is what i got **** http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lbx203-beer-bottle-SEX-CUP-pocket-pussy-MALE-SEX-TOY-sex-toy-for-men-Masturbatory-cup/348241801.htmlWarning ****.

 

[CONNOR BREWARE]

Lets hope this doesn't cause a new bulk buy thread...

 

[jyo]

C'mon, Connor, get onto it!

 

[bum]

I always said that beer was...

DASH THESE RULES TO HADES!!!

 

[Whiteferret]

Black is back.

 

[Lodan]

As a home brewer I am intent on emulating this product


Edit:
I'm stumped already. Any suggestions on the grain bill or *shudders* yeast?

 

[keifer33]

Whole new meaning to "Extract Brewing"

 

[WarmBeer]

I knew there was a reason I see people carrying six-packs of "Pure Blonde"

 

[ian4379]

i cant figure out at what stage you think "i know, lets make a sex toy look like a beer bottle".

"yes honey, just ducking out for a six pack"

 

[punkin]

Good on you, you idiot. That's gunna show up on my history now.

Least you could do is warn people.

 

[Blitzer]

So ****?

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

So ****?

Yup guys, you should have warned. Lucky I opened in another tab, saw the title and closed it off.

 

[CamM]

Funny, but a **** tag is probably appropriate for this one!

 

[Mardoo]

Sayin somethin about Pure Blonde drinkers, innit?

 

[Toper]

Funny, but a **** tag is probably appropriate for this one!

Depends where you work I suppose.A 'happy ending' in each bottle?

 

[bum]

The entire forum is marked ****.

 

[bradsbrew]

The entire forum is marked ****.

It was moved from the Pub

 

[bum]

Ah. Sorry, guys.

 

[Dave70]

The least they could have done was adapt a latex vagina to a beer you'd want to have sex with.
Just imaginge the look on Vinnie Cilurzo's face.

 

[bum]

On the other hand, I think BrewDog have their next packaging idea sorted.