typed "beer brewing" into aliexpress site

[ian4379]

i often find bargains on the aliexpress site, i thought i'd type in "beer brewing" to see what happens(i swear).

this is what i got **** http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lbx203-beer-bottle-SEX-CUP-pocket-pussy-MALE-SEX-TOY-sex-toy-for-men-Masturbatory-cup/348241801.htmlWarning ****.

 

[CONNOR BREWARE]

Lets hope this doesn't cause a new bulk buy thread...

 

[jyo]

C'mon, Connor, get onto it!

 

[bum]

I always said that beer was...

DASH THESE RULES TO HADES!!!

 

[Whiteferret]

Black is back.

 

[Lodan]

As a home brewer I am intent on emulating this product


Edit:
I'm stumped already. Any suggestions on the grain bill or *shudders* yeast?

 

[keifer33]

Whole new meaning to "Extract Brewing"

 

[WarmBeer]

I knew there was a reason I see people carrying six-packs of "Pure Blonde"

 

[ian4379]

i cant figure out at what stage you think "i know, lets make a sex toy look like a beer bottle".

"yes honey, just ducking out for a six pack"

 

[punkin]

Good on you, you idiot. That's gunna show up on my history now.

Least you could do is warn people.

 

[Blitzer]

So ****?

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

So ****?

Yup guys, you should have warned. Lucky I opened in another tab, saw the title and closed it off.

 

[CamM]

Funny, but a **** tag is probably appropriate for this one!

 

[Mardoo]

Sayin somethin about Pure Blonde drinkers, innit?

 

[Toper]

Funny, but a **** tag is probably appropriate for this one!

Depends where you work I suppose.A 'happy ending' in each bottle?

 

[bum]

The entire forum is marked ****.

 

[bradsbrew]

The entire forum is marked ****.

It was moved from the Pub

 

[bum]

Ah. Sorry, guys.

 

[Dave70]

The least they could have done was adapt a latex vagina to a beer you'd want to have sex with.
Just imaginge the look on Vinnie Cilurzo's face.

 

[bum]

On the other hand, I think BrewDog have their next packaging idea sorted.

 

[shaunous]

****, I did figure it out, But this site uses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many abbreviations, sometimes I got no idea what the *** your talking about.

im aware swmbo is the wife, but i've been on this site that long i've never asked or bothered to work out what its abbreviated from.


Also, what am I missing out on in the OP, i am at work.

 

[Florian]

95% of those abbreviations you'll find in a 10 second Google search, they're not exclusive to this site.

Some, like PJIAC, might take a little longer to be found.

 

[Airgead]

****, I did figure it out, But this site uses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many abbreviations, sometimes I got no idea what the *** your talking about.

im aware swmbo is the wife, but i've been on this site that long i've never asked or bothered to work out what its abbreviated from.


Also, what am I missing out on in the OP, i am at work.

She Who Must Be Obeyed

 

[shaunous]

Its easier to type WIFE or COOK, but carry on regardless....

 

[bum]

She has a NAME, you know!

 

[Dave70]

She's the cats mother.

 

[Airgead]

Actually... the original She didn't have a name... The whole SWMBO thing comes (via Rumpole of the Bailey) from a book called She by J Rider Haggard from 1897. Its about a mythical queen known only as She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Cheers
Dave

 

[bum]

In your face, shaunous!

English Lit., ftw!

 

[Dave70]

Actually... the original She didn't have a name... The whole SWMBO thing comes (via Rumpole of the Bailey) from a book called She by J Rider Haggard from 1897. Its about a mythical queen known only as She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Cheers
Dave

OH..really? Is it now...

Listen to mister highfalutin book guy lording it over us with his his 'from a book' referencing.

Pfft...books..

 

[TasChris]

OH..really? Is it now...

Listen to mister highfalutin book guy lording it over us with his his 'from a book' referencing.

Pfft...books..

I waited for Rumpole of the Bailey to come out on the Television