Txt Message

[spog]

got the following txt's recently.
" igot one of those new satnavs and out of interest i type in wanker,and guess what,
i'm out the front put the kettle on."

and,
"am sorry if my phone keeps ringing your number but is set on voice command,
and every time i get cut off in traffic and yell BLOODY IDIOT,it automatically dials your number,sorry...

........cheers...........spog......

 

[Ivan Other One]

A couple were driving home and hit and wounded a skunk on the road.
The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
"It's shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?"
Husband; "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
Wife; "But it stinks!"
Husband; "So, hold its friggin nose!"