Top 14 Rejected Beer Slogans

[johnno]

All the talk about a slogan.
Found this while on a site.

The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer

14. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years

13. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

12. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self

11. Because You're Sober

10. Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway

9. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!

8. You have to fill your bladder with something.

7. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.

6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.

5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey

2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...


1. Beer: It's how you got here.

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[dane]

Lol some good ones there!!

I like : 11. Because You're Sober

 

[jayse]

cool i have seen some others.
like the big beer posters such as

beer, helping ugly people get laid.

give me another beer your still ugly.


Jayse

 

[Doc]

hahahaha, one of those reminds me of a line I heard somewhere.

Why do you pee more when you are drinking alcohol ?

Because it doesn't have to stop to change colour.


bwwaahahahaahahhaha


Doc

 

[johnno]

jayse,
i beleive there is even an old German saying that goes something like that.
next time I come across it I'll post it