Odd Things from the Net

[Mardoo]

We've all found weird stuff online while looking for something else, always good for a laugh or a WTF! And now they have a forever home...


Here's mine from a search for a locking bag. I present the Clear Male Device:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/CB6000S-CLEAR-MALE-DEVICE-WITH-LOCKING-NUMBER-TAGS-UK-FAST-SHIP-FREE-BAG-/131230510788?pt=AU_Adult_Unisex_Accessories&hash=item1e8df2aec4

 

[tavas]

I don't know which is more disturbing - that it comes with a velvet bag or that 20 have already been sold.

 

[TSMill]

This one came up looking for silicon hose:

http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/141498951364?nav=SEARCH

 

[technobabble66]

This one came up looking for silicon hose:

http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/141498951364?nav=SEARCH

That's in the "slightly unusual" category?!?
What the hell is in the "unusual" or "highly unusual" category??

 

[Mardoo]

This one came up looking for silicon hose:

http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/141498951364?nav=SEARCH

Okay that's ****** up.

 

[Dave70]

I texted my sister asking what we should get the old man for Christmas, to which she replied 'what do you get the man who's got everything?'

Oh yeah? Link sent..

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/THE-SPANKING-BENCH-SPANKING-MACHINE-WITH-PADDLE-CANNING-SPANK-CORPORAL-PUNISH-/131007383296

 

[TSMill]

Bit exxy, brew stand and mash paddle and you are 90% there.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Spank In A Bag ( SIAB )???

 

[Bridges]

I think you'd be rightfully upset if the spanking machine hit you in the bag... Unless that's the way you want to roll... Then you'd be weird...

 

[Mardoo]

Here's a couple from Dave70's spanking machine seller, the second one featuring the wearing of the first. Yes folks, people do this by choice...

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Female-rubber-doll-suit-with-Corset-8-differnt-Masks-Shape-Pants-Breasts-UK-/121276267539

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Pink-sissy-baby-dress-PVC-FRILLY-MAID-PUFF-GOTH-GAY-FETISH-UK-LISTING-/111104204152

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Cocko replied to Odd Things from the Net
Today, 11:56 PM

Now that's an oxymoron if I haven't seen one!

 

[TSMill]

Tip for young players, all this **** pops up on your "recently viewed items" when you innocently log into your ebay account.

Try explaining why you have been looking at dick hole expander plugs to your wife.

 

[Cocko]

I just follow the Chive and Acidcow... beyond that I have no - nothing adviceses.



foc/s'

 

[Pogierob]

I texted my sister asking what we should get the old man for Christmas, to which she replied 'what do you get the man who's got everything?'

Oh yeah? Link sent..

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/THE-SPANKING-BENCH-SPANKING-MACHINE-WITH-PADDLE-CANNING-SPANK-CORPORAL-PUNISH-/131007383296

Bloody hell, this made me laugh

 

[contrarian]

Tip for young players, all this **** pops up on your "recently viewed items" when you innocently log into your ebay account.

Try explaining why you have been looking at dick hole expander plugs to your wife.

Easily sorted, showed her this thread and we both had a good chuckle about it. Items like that make me feel incredibly conservative. Maybe I should just be grateful I can enjoy myself without a spanking machine!

 

[BadSeed]

Not really an odd item, but 2 mil for a quick sale?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/karratha/tv-dvd-players/samsung-plasma-ps60e8000gm-60-inch-tv-urgent-sale-/1067664602

 

[Nullnvoid]

Not really an odd item, but 2 mil for a quick sale?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/karratha/tv-dvd-players/samsung-plasma-ps60e8000gm-60-inch-tv-urgent-sale-/1067664602

I think you mean 20million for a quick sale!