Name the bar

[MartinOC]

The Spangled Sporran

The Empty Sporran (after a night in such an establishment)

 

[manticle]

Strangled sporran

 

[WarmerBeer]

Beery McBeer-Face

 

[Grott]

Yob's Rub'n'tug.

Well I'm not touching it!

 

[malt junkie]

Well I'm not touching it!

Taking that stand point due to previous experience??

 

[Yob]

Top Drop

 

[Weizguy]

The Grain Mill.

 

[Yob]

Infected

 

[manticle]

Grist Bar
Brett bar
The Sparge
Vorlauf
Cumberdale's
The Soot & poo

 

[Dozer71]

Rasputin's
or even RISputins's

 

[Maheel]

Moe's Tavern

 

[Feldon]

Bar None

 

[manticle]

Been Done

 

[Mardoo]

Bar Three or Four
Bar Seven of Nine

 

[Feldon]

Bar Bar Black Sheep

(pull in the Kiwi backpackers)

 

[Stouter]

Fully Barred Up.
The Dog and Duck.
Your Other Bar.

 

[Feldon]

Bar Bar Bar Bar Barbara Ann

You've got me choozin' and a-boozin'
Frothin' and a-hoppin'
Barbara Ann
Bar bar bar bar Barbara Ann

(boom-tish
"Thank ya very much")

 

[MartinOC]

The *insert name of theoretical location* Malthouse.

 

[mtb]

Road Head? You could apply a biker theme to justify the fellatio reference.

That.. or RDWHARIS

 

[buckerooni]

Bar Bar Black Sheep

(pull in the Kiwi backpackers)

there was the Lambs Go Bar. They did a bang up job at their new home too: https://craftypint.com/news/69/Lambs-Go-Bar-Gone