Misheard Lyrics

[petesbrew]

Four Legged Woman
Four Legged Woman, two knees.

Bee Gees

 

[bowie in space]

She's wild on a three headed goat - Cold Chisel, cheap wine.

What's love Dr Doolittle, Dr Doolittle - Tina Turner.

She really don't like it, rock the casbah, rock the casbah - The Clash

 

[big78sam]

"If you wait, I'll give all my eggs to you" - You Am I - Berlin Chair

 

[bradsbrew]

skuse me while I kiss this guy- Hendricks

I heard your gay- at the end of the chorus of wonderwall Oasis

 

[Gar]

"Do you like penis and lager"

Some Eurovison magic -

 

[bowie in space]

skuse me while I kiss this guy- Hendricks

Same applies to the Foo Fighters "I'm looking to this guy to save me"

 

[Clutch]

I love mondegreens.

Alex the seal!

 

[Dave70]

Here we are now, in containers!

Nirvana.

 

[Dave70]

"If you wait, I'll give all my eggs to you" - You Am I - Berlin Chair

It isn't?

Oh dear..

 

[punkin]

Not sure if this is for real ones...

But back when i was 14-15 i remember someone going "What the **** are you on about?"

When i was in the backseat singing along to My Sharona



MMMMmm Mah sharoombah, mmmmma sharoombah...

 

[bowie in space]

Here we are now, in containers!

Nirvana.

:lol:

 

[Rob S]

Louie the whale, oh boy, I said away we go.......

 

[Muggus]

"Wrapped up like a douche, a boner in the night" Blinded by The Light - Manfred Mann

 

[browndog]

There's the bathroom on the right. CCR

Dirty deeds and the thunder chief. ACDC

 

[.DJ.]

heard on a Pearl Jam live album that Mike McReady (guitarist) thought these were the correct song lyrics from KISS

"I, wanna rock and roll all night. And part of every day"

 

[big78sam]

It isn't?

Oh dear..

Aches, not eggs. It took me a while to realise.

 

[dago001]

"Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy" - Smoke on the water - Deep Purple
While it wasn't me who thought these were the lyrics, I saw it on the net somewhere years ago. Played a gig one night and used these lyrics - nobody picked up on it. :kooi:

 

[Gar]

hahaha :lol:

 

[petesbrew]

If you touch my hair, I'll smack you with a chair - Barbie Girl, Aqua (as sung by my 5yo daughter)

 

[Eater]

"Live on vegemite, ya never minded never minded to live on vegemite" Liberate by Disturbed