Misheard Lyrics

[hefevice]

"She don't like, fat Canada head jobs" - Australian Crawl "Reckless" (anything sung by James Reyne is a goldmine for mondegreens)
"Cheap wine and a teenage girl" - Cold Chisel "Cheap Wine" (seems to work as an alternative lyric as well)

 

[petesbrew]

It's nice to know you wear cologne - Silversun Pickups

 

[spog]

lying on a deck chair ....down among the deadmen.?. by flash in the pan?

many yrs ago courtesy of my sister......cheers....spog..........

 

[DarkFaerytale]

hold me closer tony danza - elton john

 

[browndog]

"there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do" africa - Toto

 

[punkin]

"Don't cry for me, i got tinea'

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

its a long way to the shop if you wanna a sausage roll.....

 

[Malted]

She's wild on a three headed goat - Cold Chisel, cheap wine.

"Cheap wine and a teenage girl" - Cold Chisel "Cheap Wine" (seems to work as an alternative lyric as well)

Cheap wine and a three legged goat

 

[Malted]

When i was in the backseat singing along to My Sharona
MMMMmm Mah sharoombah, mmmmma sharoombah...

Mmmmmmm My ska-rotum, mmmmmy scrotum

 

[sponge]

Little background story. When I was in year 6, we had a school camp where we had to do a talent show type thing.

Myself and three mates decided we were going to paint ourselves blue and dance along to the eiffel 65 song, blue.

Then one of the guys thought the lyrics went...

'I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in neeed of a guy...'


Lets just say we didn't end up performing in that talent show due to being ridiculed because of the lyrics.


Sponge

 

[petesbrew]

Blinded by the Light - comedy sketch

 

[jyo]

hold me closer tony danza - elton john

I thought I was the only one!

I am a Dockers supporter....you know.... the AFL team...? Anyway my little girl sings the song at the end of a winning game (yea, not very often) as follows:
"Freo, way to go, a hump back whale is on the go." I prefer these to the original.

Love it.

 

[jyo]

It isn't?

Oh dear..

Don't worry, I'm shit too, Dave.

 

[The Pope]

"Whoa black sausage & scrambled eggs"..... Black Betty - Ram Jam or Spiderbait
"Then I licked her face, like a Golden Retreiver".... I'm a believer - Smash mouth

 

[Dave70]

Benchmark..

 

[Bubba Q]

DOG WARTS!!! - Napalm Death

 

[bum]

Slayer - Hey, Johnny Depp.

(nsfw - medical illustration of a flaccid penis)

 

[fawnroux]

"Live on vegemite, ya never minded never minded to live on vegemite" Liberate by Disturbed

+1 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew that wasn't what they were saying, but used to sing it anyway.

 

[fawnroux]

This --->

I thought that video was great! :lol:

 

[PhantomEasey]

" you know it's set patrol" - sad but true by Metallica