Misheard Lyrics

[punkin]

Simon and garfunkel..

"Parsley saved Rosemary in time"

 

[bum]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk **** about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

 

[Amber Fluid]

One smell of a clit led us, rising up through the air. (Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air) - Hotel California - Eagles

 

[Ivan Other One]

This doesnt quite sound the the real lyrics but and old bloke at work used to sing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"When my baby,,,,, when my baby smiles at me, I take Viagra. From,, I go to Rio, Peter Allen.


Also from me,

You might as well face it, your a ******** on drugs,,,, Addicted to love , Robert Palmer

 

[WarmBeer]

Benchmark..

I know I've posted this before, but I just had to keep the theme going...

 

[Lecterfan]

I know I've posted this before, but I just had to keep the theme going...

 

[dago001]

Many years ago at a friends place, we heard there kids singing this
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western - my dads called Dave (my dance floor date)

 

[Bribie G]

Back in the days when any admission of gayhood in Queensland was completely taboo, guy at work used to go around singing "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl". I don't think he actually realised what he was singing.

 

[kalbarluke]

When I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you are not near
- Macy Gray : I Try

 

[punkin]

I was thinking about this today, it's not just lyrics i mishear...

I was in a fastfood joint the other day, i heard the girl say 'Do you want fries with that?' ok but when the missus heard her say ' Is that eat here or takeaway?'

All i heard was 'Feel free to steal the tray.'


WeirdHeyPunkin

 

[manticle]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk **** about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

Cheese dicks.

 

[bum]

"...and one crab's dick please."

 

[Ivan Other One]

When I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you are not near
- Macy Gray : I Try

My world crumbles when there is no beer.

 

[dago001]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk **** about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

Heard this in the car today - had to laugh - sounds like cheese sticks.

 

[MaestroMatt]

"On a night like this, I wanna spank the river." - Kylie Minogue.

 

[Ivan Other One]

Love really hurts without lube,,,,


Love really hurts without you; Billy Ocean

 

[Muggus]

Heard a song on the radio I hadn't heard in years, Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something...
Absolutely NO IDEA what he says in the chorus. Sounds a bit like...

"And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said I think I remember the film
If I recall we both kinda hate it...?"

Finally looked it up today...
"And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it"

Got that one wrong!


Heard another one last night too, Loser by Beck.
I can probably be forgiven for mishearing this, because it's in Spanish(!), but:

"So open the door
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me"

What is REALLY is...
"Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? "

The opening line of which, apparently, translates to "I'm a loser" in Spanish...

 

[mkstalen]

Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene.
"I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats, also into cats."
"This ain't a city, it's a god damn ass face"

 

[bignath]

I was thinking about this today, it's not just lyrics i mishear...

I was in a fastfood joint the other day, i heard the girl say 'Do you want fries with that?' ok but when the missus heard her say ' Is that eat here or takeaway?'

All i heard was 'Feel free to steal the tray.'


WeirdHeyPunkin

I stole a macca's tray one day, and because i used to surf, i took it down the beach, waxed it up and rode it through the sand dunes. Worked a treat.

That was a hell of a long time ago, but i'm sure it still happens today.

 

[WarmBeer]

Metallica - One

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me pee
Cut this life off from me

Kinda makes a little sense, when you think of it...