Misheard Lyrics

[punkin]

Simon and garfunkel..

"Parsley saved Rosemary in time"

 

[bum]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk shit about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

 

[Amber Fluid]

One smell of a clit led us, rising up through the air. (Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air) - Hotel California - Eagles

 

[Ivan Other One]

This doesnt quite sound the the real lyrics but and old bloke at work used to sing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"When my baby,,,,, when my baby smiles at me, I take Viagra. From,, I go to Rio, Peter Allen.


Also from me,

You might as well face it, your a dickhead on drugs,,,, Addicted to love , Robert Palmer

 

[WarmBeer]

Benchmark..

I know I've posted this before, but I just had to keep the theme going...

 

[Lecterfan]

I know I've posted this before, but I just had to keep the theme going...

 

[dago001]

Many years ago at a friends place, we heard there kids singing this
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western - my dads called Dave (my dance floor date)

 

[Bribie G]

Back in the days when any admission of gayhood in Queensland was completely taboo, guy at work used to go around singing "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl". I don't think he actually realised what he was singing.

 

[kalbarluke]

When I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you are not near
- Macy Gray : I Try

 

[punkin]

I was thinking about this today, it's not just lyrics i mishear...

I was in a fastfood joint the other day, i heard the girl say 'Do you want fries with that?' ok but when the missus heard her say ' Is that eat here or takeaway?'

All i heard was 'Feel free to steal the tray.'


WeirdHeyPunkin

 

[manticle]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk shit about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

Cheese dicks.

 

[bum]

"...and one crab's dick please."

 

[Ivan Other One]

When I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you are not near
- Macy Gray : I Try

My world crumbles when there is no beer.

 

[dago001]

First time I heard Far East Movement's "Like a G6" was in some shop with SWMBO and she sees the look on my face and says "What?" in the manner of one who is ready to hear me talk shit about something and I say "Why the **** are they singing about cheese-sticks?"

[EDIT: typo]

Heard this in the car today - had to laugh - sounds like cheese sticks.

 

[MaestroMatt]

"On a night like this, I wanna spank the river." - Kylie Minogue.

 

[Ivan Other One]

Love really hurts without lube,,,,


Love really hurts without you; Billy Ocean

 

[Muggus]

Heard a song on the radio I hadn't heard in years, Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something...
Absolutely NO IDEA what he says in the chorus. Sounds a bit like...

"And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said I think I remember the film
If I recall we both kinda hate it...?"

Finally looked it up today...
"And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it"

Got that one wrong!


Heard another one last night too, Loser by Beck.
I can probably be forgiven for mishearing this, because it's in Spanish(!), but:

"So open the door
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me"

What is REALLY is...
"Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? "

The opening line of which, apparently, translates to "I'm a loser" in Spanish...

 

[mkstalen]

Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene.
"I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats, also into cats."
"This ain't a city, it's a god damn ass face"

 

[bignath]

I was thinking about this today, it's not just lyrics i mishear...

I was in a fastfood joint the other day, i heard the girl say 'Do you want fries with that?' ok but when the missus heard her say ' Is that eat here or takeaway?'

All i heard was 'Feel free to steal the tray.'


WeirdHeyPunkin

I stole a macca's tray one day, and because i used to surf, i took it down the beach, waxed it up and rode it through the sand dunes. Worked a treat.

That was a hell of a long time ago, but i'm sure it still happens today.

 

[WarmBeer]

Metallica - One

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me pee
Cut this life off from me

Kinda makes a little sense, when you think of it...