I Hate It When This Happens..

[schooey]

This happened to me again today... Bah!

 

[warra48]

Mate, you need to lose the pink shirts, purple ties, and forget about the nail varnish........ :wub: :mellow:

 

[bum]

 

[Fatgodzilla]

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This happened to me again today... Bah!

It's the again part that has me worried. Stalker!

Or maybe a scared man felt safe next a big man like yourself. Either way mate, admit it, you are just a gay man's idea of a hunk !

 

[marksfish]

WTF??? = who to fcuk

 

[Bribie G]

<no racialism>

He was probably South Eastern or Southern or South Western Asian. They have culturally zero body space. I lived in Turkey for a year and my friends would often link arms or hold hands with me when walking down the street. At first I thought eeek but after a while it was second nature. And going to the gents was always a group effort. Look at persons of Indian appearance and they are always walking shoulder to shoulder. Poor bugger was obviously Asiatic and probably just felt left out peeing all by him liddle self at the far end of the stall.

</no racialism>

Othewise he's a poofter perve wanting to get off on looking at your roger. :icon_cheers:

 

[Dave70]

I call pheromones.

Next time, use the ladies toilet and see what happens.

See if you attract a 'stall buddy'.

In the name of science of course.

So you might want to wear a lab coat.

Remember, lab coat - never trench coat..

 

[Josh]

Good way to f*ck with someone's head.

I might steal this tactic next time the opportunity arises.

 

[Leigh]

Just for clarity, were you the guy in black or red?

 

[white.grant]

An oldy but a goody

 

[MVZOOM]

The best one (and one that we used frequently) is follow your mate into the loo, flop out, start pissing. Look across at your friend and loudly proclaim 'Nice Dick Mate!'. It's hilarious - I do it at major sporting events, often.

 

[schooey]

Just for clarity, were you the guy in black or red?

well I don't know about you, but the colour matched text above the figures cleared it up for me... :huh:

...and yeah, Fatz, I say again because it's happened to me a few times...not that I'm overly self conscious, but it is a bit what the FFFUUUuuuu...

Nope, Bribie, the dude in question was not of Asian descent from the fleeting 'Why the fcuk are you here' glare I shot his way...

 

[bradsbrew]

If the guy in the red had Incider above as his name and it appeared that he was checking out your dick it would make sense.


Or perhaps he was from the russian mafia...............faaaaaaarkin?????????

 

[Leigh]

well I don't know about you, but the colour matched text above the figures cleared it up for me... :huh:

oh faaark, wish I had have looked at it on a full size computer and not the phone before responding...

 

[seravitae]

http://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urinal-pro...-vulnerability/

A good website with a statistical model of urinal protocol.

 

[JestersDarts]

I Piss alone.. oohhh I don't want nobody to know
that i don't have the pressure of some of the other boys
they make a noise, it scares me so..

leave me alone, alone
I just wanna be on my own..
cos i haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys

I want a world where pissing troughs are obselete
there's only rows and rows of cubicles

i'm so afraid
when i try it is often delayed
i stand and stare into the air
and then i might just put it away

so quiet in here
the only sound around is the fear
the other guy is pounding the wall
like he's shooting deer

I need a place where i can close and lock the door
there I can stop and let it flowwwww







(regurgitator are touring again :beerbang: :beerbang: AND new album this year!)

 

[newguy]

Used to teach electrical engineering and one of the courses involved magnetism. To introduce that, I began with the way the electrons line themselves up when they orbit the nucleus according to the Pauli exclusion principle. Long story short, the principle dictates the way that electrons fill the space around a nucleus, and they "hate" each other, so they tend to stay as far apart as possible.

Well, one of these ways has 5 different areas that an electron can occupy, and the campus pub's men's room happened to have 5 urinals.

....The men always got my explanation better than the women.

 

[Newbiebrewer]

Used to teach electrical engineering and one of the courses involved magnetism. To introduce that, I began with the way the electrons line themselves up when they orbit the nucleus according to the Pauli exclusion principle. Long story short, the principle dictates the way that electrons fill the space around a nucleus, and they "hate" each other, so they tend to stay as far apart as possible.

Well, one of these ways has 5 different areas that an electron can occupy, and the campus pub's men's room happened to have 5 urinals.

....The men always got my explanation better than the women.

As a science nerd I found that quite funny

 

[theMISSIONARY]

Used to teach electrical engineering and one of the courses involved magnetism. To introduce that, I began with the way the electrons line themselves up when they orbit the nucleus according to the Pauli exclusion principle. Long story short, the principle dictates the way that electrons fill the space around a nucleus, and they "hate" each other, so they tend to stay as far apart as possible.

Well, one of these ways has 5 different areas that an electron can occupy, and the campus pub's men's room happened to have 5 urinals.

....The men always got my explanation better than the women.

Good way of teaching that