Continuing Jokes Thread

[Feldon]

Ah, yes I see. Damn. Sprung. But it read differently to me this morning (sober) than it did last night when I posted it (had a few jars). So I scrubbed it. And that;s a first for me on AHB. I've always stood by the rubbish I post. No great loss to the world. But glad it gave you a chuckle.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I can't see anything in your profile that would block you from all threads except this one.

My understanding is that it is done on a specific thread.

I'll check with @AHB_Admin when I can for you. She is much more powerful than us mere mortal mods

The only thing I can think of is because I cancelled my subscription.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

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The only thing I can think of is because I cancelled my subscription.

Interesting...I also have insufficient privileges in the What are you brewing thread.

Will look into it.

 

[MHB]

Something similar in a different thread.
Couldn't post with attachments relating to designing triangle tests and QA in brewing.
Ended up deleting the post and replacing it with "Glitched"
At the time I just assumed someone Dozy, Sneezy, Itchy... had killed it off, maybe not after all.
Mark

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Something similar in a different thread.
Couldn't post with attachments relating to designing triangle tests and QA in brewing.
Ended up deleting the post and replacing it with "Glitched"
At the time I just assumed someone Dozy, Sneezy, Itchy... had killed it off, maybe not after all.
Mark

Mark - if you can figure out what thread/forum it was we can look into it.

 

[Woong]

 

[Woong]

 

[wide eyed and legless]

The dyslexic Yorkshire man, would put his cat flap on his head and take his whippet for a walk.

 

[Woong]

 

[wide eyed and legless]

 

[Feldon]

Dominic Frisby with the Twelve Drunk Days of Christmas.

Stick with it. Friggin' hilarious.

 

[Ronwales]

 

[Woong]

 

[Grmblz]

Who's a pretty polly then.

 

[DarrenTheDrunk]

I was in a bar the other day and this Asian bloke stood next to me and proceeded to drink beer. I looked at him and ask, " mate do you know that chop chop Kung Fu stuff". He said to me, "why do you say this, that is very racist is it just because I am Chinese to which I replied...No...I need to know because you are drinking my beer !!!

 

[Grmblz]

2 day challenge.

 

[Malted Mick]

2 day challenge.

Not a problem I have the willpower to do that! I am also having a alcohol free day on the 01/04/2021.

 

[Grmblz]

Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I’m a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”


It was at that moment that I suddenly realized just how many gynaecologists there are on the
roads.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I got expelled from Weight Watchers yesterday. And it wasn't even my fault, it was the woman next to me who spilled the family box of malteasers onto the table we were all sat around.

I merely commented that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippos I had ever seen....:confused.:

 

[Feldon]