Friday Funnies

[earle]

Since it's almost Friday...

http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/s...r-lifestyle.jpg

Anyone care to post their tasting notes on this one.
Hmmm, appearance, aroma, taste, mouthfeel ......

 

[Phoney]

Smells fishy

 

[JestersDarts]

Smells fishy

oily oyster lager?

 

[JestersDarts]

Doctor Doctor - I was doing my usual brewday yesterday, 6 hours of brewing, went really well a mate rocked up to give me a 25kg sack of grain, and I got this terrible headache



Its a migraine.



**** off it is, its mine! And why have you all of a sudden started speaking Italian?




:lol:

 

[bum]

Ban.

 

[AngelTearsOnMyTongue]

Doctor Doctor - I was doing my usual brewday yesterday, 6 hours of brewing, went really well a mate rocked up to give me a 25kg sack of grain, and I got this terrible headache



Its a migraine.



**** off it is, its mine! And why have you all of a sudden started speaking Italian?




:lol:

Is that your own??

 

[bum]

Of course it is. And he should be banned for it.

 

[JestersDarts]

Of course it is. And he should be banned for it.

You love it!

 

[bum]

That, sir, is a scurrilous accusation. I will not stand for it!

 

[dans6401]

Took my old man shopping the other day (he is 71). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid:

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

 

[Newbiebrewer]

That, sir, is a scurrilous accusation. I will not stand for it!

Beer bottles at 30 paces?

 

[bum]