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Doctor Doctor - I was doing my usual brewday yesterday, 6 hours of brewing, went really well a mate rocked up to give me a 25kg sack of grain, and I got this terrible headache



Its a migraine.



**** off it is, its mine! And why have you all of a sudden started speaking Italian?




:lol:
 
Doctor Doctor - I was doing my usual brewday yesterday, 6 hours of brewing, went really well a mate rocked up to give me a 25kg sack of grain, and I got this terrible headache



Its a migraine.



**** off it is, its mine! And why have you all of a sudden started speaking Italian?




:lol:


Is that your own??
 
Of course it is. And he should be banned for it.
 
That, sir, is a scurrilous accusation. I will not stand for it!
 

Took my old man shopping the other day (he is 71). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid:

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
 
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