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During his physical, the doctor asked the
patient about his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and
down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out
of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"NAH," he replied,
"I'm just a crappy golfer."
 

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It's a suburban wannabe ute drivin cowboy look
 

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A door-to-door salesman knocks on the door of a modest suburban house, and the door is answered by a 5 year old boy who’s holding a balloon of brandy in one hand, and a large Cuban cigar in the other. The salesman, looking surprised, says “hello little boy, are your parents at home”, to which the little boy replies (after taking a sip of brandy and a puff of the cigar) “what the heck do you think”?
 

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