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I want my Brian, but I don't belong to the Morans.

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A door-to-door salesman knocks on the door of a modest suburban house, and the door is answered by a 5 year old boy who’s holding a balloon of brandy in one hand, and a large Cuban cigar in the other. The salesman, looking surprised, says “hello little boy, are your parents at home”, to which the little boy replies (after taking a sip of brandy and a puff of the cigar) “what the heck do you think”?
 
I hope all all naughty swear words written in posts (even if most of the letters are replaced with *&$@) are going to be replaced with heck from now on.
 
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