Ok I'll kick off with a couple.
Did you hear about the masochist who loved to take cold showers so he didn't.
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Paddy and Seamus had missed the last bus and were walking home at midnight, when they passed the bus depot. A window was open so Paddy hopped in to steal a bus. After much banging and crashing Paddy came back out through the window.
"We're out of luck, Seamus, there wasn't a number 153 in there"
"Bloody Idiot Paddy you could have nicked a number 180 and we could have walked from the roundabout....."
Did you hear about the masochist who loved to take cold showers so he didn't.
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Paddy and Seamus had missed the last bus and were walking home at midnight, when they passed the bus depot. A window was open so Paddy hopped in to steal a bus. After much banging and crashing Paddy came back out through the window.
"We're out of luck, Seamus, there wasn't a number 153 in there"
"Bloody Idiot Paddy you could have nicked a number 180 and we could have walked from the roundabout....."