All Australian Koala Scat Saison

[mahonya1]

Diarrhoea Dunkel?

Munich dumpel

 

[Danscraftbeer]

So Gum Tree leaves may be too harsh in a boil but after mashing through the gut of a koala and added to the boil in Pellet form might be something nice then?
How big are Koala scat pellets? I'm just picturing them in a vacuum sealed foil pack.

 

[zappa]

Could be fun naming this beer but

I was thinking " what's this shit ? " sounds pretty good

Or "Wasp this shit?"

 

[zappa]

In all seriousness though, couldn't be any worse than that stag jizz 'milked' stout some pub in unzud were brewing...

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Did someone say scat???

Scoob oop bee dee doop de Euky doop Kay Oh Allah poo brew shooby dooby doo

 

[roastinrich]

In all seriousness though, couldn't be any worse than that stag jizz 'milked' stout some pub in unzud were brewing...

Thats right, i think some would prefer the creamy mouthfeel of a semen stout.

 

[technobabble66]

Um ... well ... how are you collecting the scat? Or shouldn't we ask...

from Urban Dictionary:
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scatting
A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

 

[technobabble66]

Scatmuncher Saison.

Scatsipper Saison ?

I Can't Believe It's Not Stag Cum Saison ?

... Or just keeping it simple:
Shit Beer.

 

[technobabble66]

"Scatsipper Saison? What's that about?"

"Oh, it's a jazz reference. I'm into a bit of jazz"

"Oh right"

(brewer smiles to himself)

 

[technobabble66]

Boom tish,
I'm here all week, boys and girls.
Try the schnitzel, it's great.
Don't forget to tip your waiter.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

New category for BJCP 2016, AAA- Australian Anal Ale

 

[manticle]

An ale?
Anale

 

[SBOB]

if you wanted something that tasted like sh&t, couldnt you just go buy some xxxx?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

 

[manticle]

That was horrible stu.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Thats what happens when you put shit into beer B)

 

[roastinrich]

I might add some crystal for some more caramel notes and call it Caramello's Number 2 Brew. Randy Mosher would be proud!

 

[wereprawn]

Why go to the trouble of collecting animal shit at all. If you ate right and timed it correctly you just shit in your fermentor . Roast lamb and veg, choc mud cake, whatever takes your fancy. And all fermented with your own unique yeast/bacteria blend.

 

[TimT]

Play it again, Sam.
https://youtu.be/YYc1XqfU-Jo

 

[roastinrich]

Tried that, a bit too nutty.