Weizguy
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's yellow and eats nuts?
Syphilis
A stick
What's yellow and eats nuts?
Syphilis
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Whats blue and white and runs through the forest?
A fridge wearing jeans.
What's grey and follows it?
The power cord.
why couldn't the dolphin turn around in the hallway?
He was driving a tractor.
What did the Jew get his son for Christmas?
Nothing
A fridge wearing jeans.
What's grey and follows it?
The power cord.
why couldn't the dolphin turn around in the hallway?
He was driving a tractor.
What did the Jew get his son for Christmas?
Nothing
Weizguy
Barley Bomber
...and I thought I was the one who always goes too far...
OK, So how many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Let the b1tch wash the dishes in the dark!
OK, So how many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Let the b1tch wash the dishes in the dark!
Weizguy
Barley Bomber
Why are there so many Changs in the Hong Kong white pages?
Coz they all have the phone on.
Badabing
Coz they all have the phone on.
Badabing
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What's yellow and smells like bananas?
Monkey vomit !!!!
Monkey vomit !!!!
THE DRUNK ARAB
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What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
Kermit's finger.
Weizguy
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How many acid trippers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Goldfish
Hahahahahahaha
Goldfish
Hahahahahahaha
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Everyone had gathered in the village hall of a small country town, to hear the renowned expert on ghosts from the Psychic Society give a talk about his spooky experiences.
He started off with some introductory remarks- Now, there are three levels of contact with the spirit world. The first step is quite simply to see or hear a ghost or spirit. I wonder, who here has ever seen or heard a ghost?
About a twenty people in the crowd raise their hands.
Good, good, excellent, you must all be very much in tune with the psychic world. The next level of contact is actual physical contact with the entity or its dripping ectoplasm. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
A few less hands this time, but he is finding this all very encouraging.
Thats great, you are really lucky to be chosen by the spirits. Now we come to the third and rarest form of contact, which is, and his voice drops down to a whisper "intimate sexual contact with a ghost. Has anyone here tonight ever had sex with a ghost?
One hand slowly goes up, near the middle of the crowd.
The speaker is clearly amazed.
Really sir? Thats fantastic! Please, stand up, stand up
An old codger raises himself from his seat.
Now then, sir, you have had a very intimate contact with a ghost. Can you tell us about it? What was it like?
You what? says the old guy.
Your sexual encounter, youve had sex with a ghost, can you describe it for us?
Oh, GHOST. I thought you said with a goat says the old bloke, and sits down again.
He started off with some introductory remarks- Now, there are three levels of contact with the spirit world. The first step is quite simply to see or hear a ghost or spirit. I wonder, who here has ever seen or heard a ghost?
About a twenty people in the crowd raise their hands.
Good, good, excellent, you must all be very much in tune with the psychic world. The next level of contact is actual physical contact with the entity or its dripping ectoplasm. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
A few less hands this time, but he is finding this all very encouraging.
Thats great, you are really lucky to be chosen by the spirits. Now we come to the third and rarest form of contact, which is, and his voice drops down to a whisper "intimate sexual contact with a ghost. Has anyone here tonight ever had sex with a ghost?
One hand slowly goes up, near the middle of the crowd.
The speaker is clearly amazed.
Really sir? Thats fantastic! Please, stand up, stand up
An old codger raises himself from his seat.
Now then, sir, you have had a very intimate contact with a ghost. Can you tell us about it? What was it like?
You what? says the old guy.
Your sexual encounter, youve had sex with a ghost, can you describe it for us?
Oh, GHOST. I thought you said with a goat says the old bloke, and sits down again.
Weizguy
Barley Bomber
What do U call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do U call a fatty with a yeast infection?
Whopper with cheese.
Eeeeeeewwww!
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do U call a fatty with a yeast infection?
Whopper with cheese.
Eeeeeeewwww!
