Your Not A Real Brewer Unless You Gotta

[Pumpy]

Pumpy,

You're not a real real brewer unless you brew AG......with the 'No Chill' method

:super:

Duff ,
You beat me too it your not a real breawe unless you got Phils sparge arm ( does it come with a armpit phew !!!

Dont start me on th e No____ method

Pumpy

 

[Duff]

Use Australian malts in 'traditional' German beers...

 

[Duff]

You have an autoclave....

 

[Tony]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh use POR in traditional german beers hehehe

I have

and a home made mash paddle helps to


cheers.

Oh and

GO THE BLUES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hehe

 

[wee stu]

Unless you use gravity.It sucks for free pumps dont

and a hand powered porkert mill

real brewers don't need power tools , or nasa burners for that matter

 

[Mr Bond]

EGOThat says AG is Best(as per the all grain,v ,extract thread)

I take it you meant ergo? Ego is the demonstrative first person pronoun in Latin. "I". Ergo means therefore. Ergo Ergo.

I feel like the centurion from Python's Life of Brian.

Your definition is too narrow.

"ego ( P ) Pronunciation Key (g, g)
n. pl. egos
The self, especially as distinct from the world and other selves.
In psychoanalysis, the division of the psyche that is conscious, most immediately controls thought and behavior, and is most in touch with external reality.

An exaggerated sense of self-importance; conceit.
Appropriate pride in oneself; self-esteem. "

The last definition is the context I'm applying(in red)

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You are not a real brewer unless you got a ...


A walk in brew room that is temp controlled summer and winter... B)

 

[Ross]

You're not a real brewer unless...

you have 73 different hops to choose from in your cold room

Mmmmmm Ross....

 

[Tony]

Stu...........

Did you just say...........

no......... you didnt just knock the big burner comunity did you

thats like saying you dont need a march pump or hops, or water............

or yeast.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im getting scared now.

someone re-asure me with some flash invention that makes brewing more fun

cheers

 

[Tony]

ross

you have a problem

send them all to me

cheers

 

[Millet Man]

Your own malting plant and more fridges than the missus.

 

[poppa joe]

I think you have all left out the most IMPORTANT thing...
A SHMBO To approve of the EXPENDITURE.......
CHEERS

PJ

 

[wee stu]

None of the above except for:

EGO

An exaggerated sense of self-importance; conceit.
Appropriate pride in oneself; self-esteem. "

oh, and a tin opener, and a first name that rhymes with shrew :lol:

 

[Bobby]

unless you have had poured off a sample of your latest batch to taste before 10 in the morning...

or you get up in the early morning and first thing you do is fire up the HLT.

 

[Tony]

hehehehe

i get up on brew day and tip toe outside to sub zero temps to switch on the HLT. I them go for a shower and make a cuppa.

I just made 2 yeat starters.

one was for a batch of WLP001 i have has in the fridge for months.

I tipped the old strater wort into a glass to taste it to see if it was ok.

I then went outside to play with the brew rig.

I came back in and picked up the starter liquid in the glass and had a swig thinking it was my beer.

i realised what it was and seeing as it wasnt so bad i had another sip.

mmmm that did me........ wasnt as good as the mash paddle porter.

was close though

cheers

 

[Jazman]

u are not a real brewer

until u have typing and spelling and grammar errors

 

[Doc]

I think you have all left out the most IMPORTANT thing...
A SHMBO To approve of the EXPENDITURE.......
CHEERS

PJ

Don't you mean ignores the expenditure

Doc

 

[redgums500]

Pumpy,

You're not a real real brewer unless you brew AG......with the 'No Chill' method

:super:

Bllody hell Duff don't start this shit again ! Some of 'em have been at this AG/ KK debarcle all bloody day.


redgums :beerbang:

 

[big d]

Your not a real homebrewer.... Unless ..........you are the homebrewer of the month on microbrewing.com.au

Shameless plug

Big D

 

[Doc]

I think you have all left out the most IMPORTANT thing...
A SHMBO To approve of the EXPENDITURE.......
CHEERS

PJ

Don't you mean ignores the expenditure

Doc

Got home tonight (gave my wife a lift home) and there was a box on the front door step. My wife looked at it saw it was addressed to me with a brew related postal address. Nothing mentioned. Nothing said. Sweet.

Doc