Your Not A Real Brewer Unless You Gotta

[Pumpy]

Using Batz famous statement

Your not a real brewer unless you have a :-

March Pump
Refractometer
Hop sock
Beer Filter
BeerSmith
Water filter
Immersion heater
Plate chiller


Have I missed any ?

Pumpy

 

[Ross]

3,000 posts

Bloody hell - I gotta spend less time on here.... B)

cheers Ross

 

[goatherder]

home made tight arse stir plate

 

[razz]

How about a stirplate with a 20 lt capacity ? Although I didn't build it.

 

[Zwickel]

Have I missed any ?

what about a yeast farm?

 

[jimi]

.... a mcguyver like imagination that sees "Pumpys list" everytime they are looking at coat hangers, toilet rolls and girlfriends stockings

 

[Duff]

Pumpy,

You're not a real real brewer unless you brew AG......with the 'No Chill' method

:super:

 

[Duff]

And forgot....

You're not a real brewer unless you have a logo by Franko

 

[goatherder]

Pumpy,

You're not a real real brewer unless you brew AG......with the 'No Chill' method

:super:

shhh, not so loud!

 

[Mr Bond]

EGOThat says AG is Best(as per the all grain,v ,extract thread)

 

[big d]

Unless you use gravity.It sucks for free pumps dont

 

[Mr Bond]

And forgot....

You're not a real brewer unless you have a logo by Franko

You mean a" FASHION" 'statement

 

[Tony]

MOTORISED GRAIN MILL !!!

that eats 12 KG in 2 minuites

PROMASH !!!

BEER ON TAP !!!

A BEER GUT !!!

20 DIFFERENT HOPS IN THE FREEZER AND OVER 100KG OF GRAIN IN THE GARAGE

OH

AND ONE OF FRANKOS LABELS )



cheers

 

[Tony]

Oh i forgot...


An un-natural atraciton to all things Stainless Steel

well i do anyway.

cheers

Edit..... what do i win for 700 posts

 

[Doc]

A beard/facial hair (in a non metrosexual way)
A Blichman Beergun
Ventmatic beer taps

Doc

 

[mhan7073]

EGOThat says AG is Best(as per the all grain,v ,extract thread)

I take it you meant ergo? Ego is the demonstrative first person pronoun in Latin. "I". Ergo means therefore. Ergo Ergo.

I feel like the centurion from Python's Life of Brian.

 

[Duff]

You're not a real brewer unless:

- You re-use your yeast cake 6 times (or until your fermenter tap becomes blocked)
- You add a splash of Chimay Blue while making a gravy for your T-bone steak.
- You use a sparge arm for.....sparging.
- You refuse to secondary your beers, opting for Polyclar VT and filtering.

 

[Doc]

Your children have beer related names

Doc

 

[ausdb]

Using Batz famous statement

Your not a real brewer unless you have a :-

March Pump
Refractometer
Hop sock
Beer Filter
BeerSmith
Water filter
Immersion heater
Plate chiller


Have I missed any ?

Yes a Brewmunchkin!
Officially validated by Hoops http://www.aussiehomebrewer.com/forum/inde...hkin&st=30#

 

[Duff]

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