Your Not A Real Brewer Unless You Gotta

[metters]

A looonnngg way to go but I can get my hands on a couple of hundred tonnes of wheat and barley now if the daughter marries a maltster ------

 

[Batz]

A python in the brewery

Batz

 

[Tony]

do you brew in the nude too batz

hehe

not all of us have the mouse eradication scheme you have running.

cheeres

 

[Tony]

do you brew in the nude too batz

hehe

not all of us have the mouse eradication scheme you have running.

cheeres

 

[Gerard_M]

An invite to Keith & Nicole's wedding!
sorry, very off topic, I just couldn't find thread entitled
" What are the rest of you sucks doing this weekend?"
Cheers
Gerard

 

[Murray]

do you brew in the nude too batz

Now there is a man who really enjoys brewing.

 

[redgums500]

YOUR NOT A REAL BREWER UNLESS YOU GOTTA:

More cooking utensils than the missus.

You own the biggest cooking pot in the house.

You have a spare fridge with nothing but brew ingredients and beer in it.

You have the local homebrew shop on speed dial

You've considered using hop oil as aftershave

Your backyard has been taken over by hop plants

Your xmas and birthday gifts all consist of homebrew supplies.

You've taken a short course in stainless steel welding

You plan family holidays around brewery tours

Your kids think that you brew beer for a living

You surf the net looking for beer chat rooms

The local hombrew store owner sends get well soon cards when you are crook.

The tax department and licensing cops have staked out your house.


Cheers

redgums :super:

 

[Duff]

You come across a 50L keg from one of the major breweries out the back of a pub saying "Please take me home with you"...

 

[dicko]

Well, I recon I'v got most of the above stuff, but I haven't got an invite to Keith and Nicoles' wedding.

Your not a real brewer unless you have a "Sunbeam Foodsaver Vac 550"
I purchased one for the wife so that she may store frozen food items correctly and she lets me use it to seal my hop storage bags.

Cheers

 

[devo]

your not a real homebrewer if your still going out and buying the off the shelf stuff at least once a week.

 

[Pumpy]

I dont want to encourage him .

but your not a real brewer unless you can supply enough beer to your bar fitted with 10 Ventamatic taps

Pumpy

 

[warrenlw63]

hey happy 1000 weizguy,
I briefly read over your ****, sounded like you were getting at your not a real brewer unless you know every sock puppet peter from wagga has had :beerbang:


Alcohol fueled brewtality
Jayse

You're not a real brewer until...

You get a good dose of "S.O.L."

**** on the Liver.

Hey if mods can say it so can I. :lol:

Warren -

 

[sinkas]

Been to Belguim and been places other than Brugge

Know the names of the 6 Trappist breweries

Have a black cat called Duvel

 

[monkale]

Until you get half a dozen of your mates blind in the shed and they think your a champion





Monkale

 

[Screwtop]

Wipe all your Beersmith Recipes after an afternoon sampling Stout.

 

[bindi]

Wipe all your Beersmith Recipes after an afternoon sampling Stout.

Cruel poor B@!%, karma will get you for that.

 

[Tony]

Screw top.

I back up the recipe file in promash about every couple of months.

Im always fiddling with recipes and plugging ideas into a recipe file for future refference.

If i lost them it would be a sad day.

promash is easy to get back but the recipe folder........................

Oh and back on topic.

I forgot to add the pH meter.

and the tight arse stir plate

And your not a real home brewer unless your wife cant sleep for the sound of bubbling airlocks around the house.

I got told one night.............. Jesus Christ were surrounded

one outside the bedroom window and 2 starters bloop blooping in the kitchen

It was like an orcestra of brews

cheers

 

[Batz]

Wipe all your Beersmith Recipes after an afternoon sampling Stout.

If you think this will go unnoticed your got another think coming :angry:

Batz h34r:

 

[bindi]

Forget all is crap <_< you know you have made it as a brewer when you have a lots of inlaws/outlaws and so called friends etc etc, that want to drink your beer and always come back for more. :angry: even when you don't like them. I gave the guy next door a POR horror and he loved it :blink: did not work.

5 pint edit, nothing light here.

 

[Vlad the Pale Aler]

.....spend more time on the pc than in the brewery? h34r:

 

[Batz]

.....spend more time on the pc than in the brewery? h34r:

.....spend more time in the brewery than on the pc.....that's the problem

Batz

 

[Mr Bond]

HANGOVER 4 out of 7 days

 

[Tony]

Your not a brewer unless your wife can get on the pc and have a winge! Bloody starters keeping me up at night!
Tony's wife here

 

[Doc]

Your children have beer related names

Doc

Huh? Like what Doc?

I have my third kid due in november so I need some names. I must admit Bohemian Pilsener has a nice ring to it.



ATOMT

My daughters name is Abbey.

Doc

 

[Batz]

Your not a brewer unless your wife can get on the pc and have a winge! Bloody starters keeping me up at night!
Tony's wife here

Tell me this is a very bad joke
please don't tell me this is true

 

[Mr Bond]

Your not a brewer unless your wife can get on the pc and have a winge! Bloody starters keeping me up at night!
Tony's wife here

Tell me this is a very bad joke
please don't tell me this is true

Whats worse than your wife reading AHB posts over your shoulder?

Your wife posting when you are not around.

welcome MRS TONY, we know you are the boss anyway.

 

[Yorkee]

Nice replies all,

But what is it that Pumpy and Batz refer to. Why do we need to go for the full mash!! When we can brew a very nice Coopers lager from a kit? Do some have more refined taste buds or what? Is it like doing the car - first you can change the oil and then with a bit of effort you can do the brakes and then, if you really try you can take the head off

HOW complicated can we make this process - or is that what we strive to do and understand.

Heavy stuff - as you like it

 

[Pumpy]

ATOMT
[/quote]

My daughters name is Abbey.

Doc
[/quote]


My son is quite STOUT
My mother in law is BITTER
My wife is PALE

Sorry
Pumpy

 

[Murray]

Wrong thread yorkee h34r:

 

[Tony]

Oh it is true as true as you are sitting on the pc THanks for the welcome, Promise I wont gate crash too much but posting for a stir serves tony right for leaving the site open :lol: Yes I am the boss