:excl: You
know you're a real brewer when:
You have plenty of beer "bling" about the house;
You have lots of "appropriate" name-brand glassware to serve your beers in;
You hear that people are coming over in a few minutes, and U already have enough beer chilled to host a party;
You have AHB gear in the house (hat and/or stubby holders and/or stickers/magnets);
You post when you're drunk and don't give a rat's wotsit about speling &/or ettiket :lol: ;
You boast about the most insignificant sh!te, safe in the knowledge that you are superior;
You say that AG is superior, but encourage all brewers anyway;
You care enough about beer to become BJCP-accredited, to help other brewers with feedback, of course;
You have a supply of Cooper's Vintage that will allow a vertical tasting for a dozen mates;
You post more smilies than anyone else
because you can ...(click and scroll down);
You're into "thread resurrection";
You're a "Beer Evangelist";
You can't stop typing when you're onto a great topic;
You can't make a German-style beer without a triple decoction;
You save and culture yeast from bottles even if you know that it's just a bottling strain, coz U might use it one day (e.g. LCPA, Schofferhofer);
You've been on this forum for so long that you remember some de-registered and banned former members, and why they got the chop;
You make your 1000th post to a thread that no-one will even be looking at tomorrow.
Beerz to all U "real brewers".
Respect!!!
Sethule
