Warning, flammable liquid. Bad English translations.

[bruce86]

this is you right JYO

 

[bruce86]

you think he had to go home and change his dacks?

 

[jyo]

Haha!

I wasn't quite that bad!

 

[Malted]

In case you like, didn't recognise, I'm actually 19. Full on.Totally.

I hate you. :beerbang:

Dude! Wow, like I am totally old enough to root your mum, totally.
h34r:

So if you had a sprog now and then when it is as old as you are now, then you would be like me, now.

I surrendered (or did not renew) my forklift ticket now that it is an annual thing, spewin about that whole high risk thing. Still got my front end loader ticket but can see the day coming that I will lose that too, on account of mostly being a desk jocky these days.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I bought a counterfeit phone battery on ebay.

it has bum written on it.

 

[jyo]

Maybe it's a warning because of the sharp edges?

Gold by the way!

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I wonder who was the first to bum a rectangular battery.

 

[jyo]

Prisoners need batteries too, you know.

 

[bum]

Bad kerning is WPMO.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Prisoners need batteries too, you know.

I first read that as "pensioners"

 

[Malted]

Preeze also, do not heal

 

[Airgead]

Bad kerning is WPMO.

 

[jyo]

I taught my son some new animal names yesterday.

Now we know what a pelican is.

Yup.