The "story" has very little to do with beer and more to do with my poor choice of restaurants.
The Showcase was a good time, it was great to meet a couple of new beer geeks and catch up with Fourstar and his MrsStar again ( I first met them at a Food and Wine festival beer geek event last year)
Little Squares - The Vic Micro Showcase isn't a replacement for Beertopia (the demise of which I too lament) there are only Victorian Micro's represented and there isn't really any competition attached to the event apart from a fairly lame "Peoples Choice" form to fill in. On the bright side though it is held quite a bit more often than once a year, at least three or four times actually. Check out the
Federation Square website Upcoming Events, roughly every quarter I think.
Back to the story... please feel free to ignore it as it's quite boring
1 - Micro showcase over, somewhat drunk, require food
2 - Drag 6 people to a Food and Wine Festival venue for "World of Chips" the humble potato chip as interpreted by 8 different nationalities at the World Restaurant and Bar in Southbank
3 - Have trouble finding said bar, drunk
4 - Arrive at bar
5 - Discover that the "world" part of the places name means they try to maintain an "International" theme, which seems to largely manifest itself in the form of employing as wait staff, a disorganised mob of backpackers with a limited ability to speak English.
6 - Informed eventually, that you need to pre-book for world of chips... despite the fact that there was a tray of "world of chips" menus sitting beside the front of house counter and how in buggery can they need you to pre-book for a menu that consists of 8 different items? what do they do? Pre-cook all eight and chuck away the seven you don't order? And its CHIPS for christ's sake!!!
7 - OK, so we order something else, and some drinks. After confirming several times that we
didn't want Trumer Pils (which incidentally wasn't actually on the beer list) and pointing repeatedly at the Schwellmer pils (that
was on the list) we were presented with two icy cold glasses of Trumer Pils... it took a good 10minutes of conferencing between 3 waiters to have them taken back and eventually replaced with the correct beer
8 - Spills ordered the "special" which was sausages with eggs and some other interesting stuff... after the beer debacle he was especially vigilant to ensure that the waiter understood that he did not mean the normal menu item of Bangers and Mash. The waiter got it... or at least he seemed to, right up until a plate of Bangers and mash was delivered to the table. Upon complaint... we were informed by a (seemingly) more senior waiter, that the sausages with Eggs etc... was in fact exactly the same as the Bangers and Mash anyway....... their separateness on the menu & the complete lack of eggs in the one and mash in the other apparently being a misunderstanding on our part.
9- Horrendous soggy Spag Bol that was so obviously re-heated that the spaghetti wouldn't even twirl around the fork, Bangers and Mash weren't even good, Pizzas were OK
In conclusion... my ability to pick a restaurant for a group of people has been forever placed into a state of "suspicious" and I am less than pleased and slightly embarrased.
World Restaurant and Bar - ****1/2. The ideal place for a quick snack and a couple of beers while you work up the rage to finally kill them all. If however you aren't in the mood for a killing spree, avoid this place like the cesspit of poor food and abysmal service that it is. It's Melbourne people, there are a
lot of GOOD places, this one deserves to wither on the vine.
Thirsty