Feldon
caveat brasiator
- Joined
- 13/1/09
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True story: when I was probably about Dave70's age I was a bit of a lad and at one stage I had a 33 y.o. girlfriend who used to turn heads - part Scottish Gypsy but had been to Brisbane Girls Grammar - beautiful, intelligent, sassy, walked like two boys fighting under a blanket. End stage alcoholic.
Had to call it a day when she drank a litre bottle of Listerine at 3 a.m. when I'd brought her over to my place for a detox weekend. Still remember the scene - you wouldn't want to know what Listerine looks like when it's regurgitated all over someone's hair and they have collapsed naked into a pool of it. Still, one light at the end of the tunnel, she didn't find my vanilla essence.
Absolute gold.