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[brettprevans]

Proper Northern Chinese (Mongolian, Szechuan) is the hottest I've ever encountered. Almost a mind-altering experience.

Next time you're going somewhere Melbourne CBD-wise to get food try the Mongolian Hotpot on Elisabeth street, just past Queensberry st.

Will have ti give that a crack. Any reccomendation?

 

[bum]

Just bottled an extract loosely based on SNPA (pissed the cascade off in favour of galaxy and simcoe). Smells just like lychee. Probably missed the bitterness I was after by a touch but maybe my mates will like it more for that. Colour is great (but slightly murky at this stage, hopefully will clean up a bit in the bottle). Early days yet, I know, but I'm pretty happy so far.

 

[MVZOOM]

My wife asked me last night if I'm ok for her to get breast implants.

 

[bum]

Admiral Ackbar would have something to say about that question.

 

[Airgead]

My wife asked me last night if I'm ok for her to get breast implants.

Don't do it. I've never seen a set of fake boobs that looked better than the ones they replaced. Stay natural.

 

[Adamt]

Did she ask you or did she tell you?

 

[bum]

That is Admiral Ackbar's issue.

 

[brettprevans]

Don't do it. I've never seen a set of fake boobs that looked better than the ones they replaced. Stay natural.

+1. well sort of. ive seen ones that loked better than the orginals but they didnt look real. you could tell they were fake. but natural is good.

go to a strip for research (purely research purposes mind you ;P ) and have a look. you can tell the fake one's a mile off and the naturals look better. you got to remember this is for your missus not your porn star mistress (if you were to have one).

Im assumin of course your missus doesnt need implants as part of corrective sugery (like after a mastectomy) or something since you posting it on AHB. If she did then disregard our jovial comments.

edit: oh and in relation to the admiral

Admiral Ackbar would have something to say about that question.

 

[bum]

If she did then disregard our jovial comments.

Definitely +1.

 

[Airgead]

go to a strip for research (purely research purposes mind you ;P ) and have a look. you can tell the fake one's a mile off and the naturals look better. you got to remember this is for your missus not your porn star mistress (if you were to have one).

Im assumin of course your missus doesnt need implants as part of corrective sugery (like after a mastectomy) or something since you posting it on AHB. If she did then disregard our jovial comments.

Actually as a part time porn reviewer, I see a lot of porn (probably way too much porn) and the trend in the last couple of years is back to the natural boobs. Its the whole alt/suicide girls thing. Now everyone has natural boobs and lots of tats/piercings.

Oh yeah, and +1 to the jovial comments thing. I have actually seen one set of fake boobs that were better than what they replaced but what they replaced was a mess left by cancer.

Cheers
Dave

 

[brettprevans]

Actually as a part time porn reviewer.....
Cheers
Dave

im assuming your the unpaid 'volunteer' type reviewer rather than the paid type :lol: if you are the paid type, i'll happilly backfill fo you next time your on holidays. i could use some extra $ (all about the $ of course).

 

[Airgead]

im assuming your the unpaid 'volunteer' type reviewer rather than the paid type :lol: if you are the paid type, i'll happilly backfill fo you next time your on holidays. i could use some extra $ (all about the $ of course).

We make a small (actually very small) amount from advertising. We also get some free porn (and other adult items). That's it though. We certainly aren't going to be able to retire on the porn review income.

 

[bum]

Homemade carnitas for lunch!

 

[Adamt]

What be carnitas?

I would make use of my black belt in Google Fu however I am a loner and crave any sort of social interaction.

 

[brettprevans]

What be carnitas?

I would make use of my black belt in Google Fu however I am a loner and crave any sort of social interaction.

from wiki - Carnitas literally "little meats", is a type of braised or roasted (often after first being simmered) pork in Mexican cuisine.

looks like a type of burrito. yum yum.

 

[Adamt]

Indeed that sounds delicious.

I have about 400g of marinated turkey meat and my special butter fried rice with veg.

 

[brettprevans]

left over froms dinner last night - homemade special 'dimsim' mixture stuffed into filo pastry and homemade veggie samosas. got a banana and apple for the arvo.

both of yours guys lunch sounds awsome.

 

[Pollux]

Finally got my taps bolted to the door of the keg fridge.......


There may only be two, it may be an ugly fridge, but standing back to admire my handiwork I've never been prouder....

Now to buy a spring loaded auto off tap and mount it lower so the little one can use it for her "bubble water" (there is always a keg of carbed water in there), that way there will never be any confusion as to which taps are beer and which are water.

 

[Kleiny]

I am the mayor of nacho town today

Sings: nacho nacho town i want to be in nacho town:

as he dances around in his underpants

 

[petesbrew]

hickory smoked ham off the bone :icon_drool2: , tasty cheese & wholegrain mustard on a multigrain bread roll.
Would've been so much nicer if I threw it in the fridge, but I left it simmering away in my bag, hence blergh-soft cheese