No Topic Thread

[Muggus]

Ever had any central European neighbors?

Couldn't imagine how that place would smell!

 

[Dave70]

Missus tried to kill me the other night, I knew those felafels looked suss, but I ate them anyway. Ended up with bloody food poisoning

I admire you spirit. My wife is always tossing foodstuff's that are past their 'best before' date.
I consume it just to prove a point.

Anything seafood gets a pass though. I don't get seasick and couldn't stand the irony of a dose of botchulism from a dodgy smoked oyster..

 

[argon]

Just found the random page button on Braukasier.com... that shit will keep me going for days

 

[thesunsettree]

Is matthew nicholls the worst umpire in the afl? ffs he is useless

 

[Lecterfan]

Random: I have to say "the Hurtlocker" the second time around was both well made and relatively moving: First time around I basically saw it as "Team America II". Of course both viewings may be mediated (or should that be moderated) by what I was drinking at the time...

 

[Bribie G]

The Bribie Fart / Woman hypothesis

Whenever I let off a really good fart, on the assumption that I am alone and nobody knows, the following inevitably happens:

Within 4 seconds a woman rushes up and stands next to me, inevitably downwind
If not SWMBO or a visiting female in the house then God will instantly create a fully formed woman to stand next to me

This happens every time. For example at work last night I was sitting in the lunch room reading the paper at around 8.15 PM, completely alone
I let one rip then looked around and at the next table was a woman I have never seen before, watching the TV on the wall and looking quite horrified. She had not been there when I entered the lunch room. Of course it was difficult and embarrassing to challenge her as to who she was and where she had - instantaneously - come from, as she was in no mood for casual conversation.

I regard this as some sort of vengeance for something I did in a previous plane of existence.


The woman did not reappear onto the call centre floor and despite walking up and down the four aisles of workstations I did not see her again. On checking the time-sheets on the way out I did notice that someone had gone home sick but cannot confirm that I was familiar with the name.

 

[bum]

Another possible scenario is that your farts are hallucinogenic.

 

[Cocko]

hallucinogenic farts :icon_drool2:

 

[Bribie G]

Another possible scenario is that your farts are hallucinogenic.

I hope that's the case, so that she only imagined I was in the lunch room. :icon_cheers:

 

[Screwtop]

Sometimes Tidal Pete's farts sting my eyes!

 

[argon]

Shouldn't have your face so close then!

 

[petesbrew]

A workmate is over in London preparing for his first Contiki trip.
I told him he must have a hand pulled pint from an english pub, and to try every one he finds.

Got a facebook post from him this morning saying
"You were right!!!!
Hand pulled pints are awesome!!!!!
Best beer so far is Tribute (cornish ale hand pulled)"

Never heard of that one but it sounds great.

 

[Pennywise]

I sometimes drop a quiet one in the office as I'm walking out, always puts a smile on my face

 

[raven19]

The Bribie Fart / Woman hypothesis

Mate, that is gold!

 

[Pollux]

I sometimes drop a quiet one in the office as I'm walking out, always puts a smile on my face

I often pass through the pokies at work on my way to a break and leave a trail on stench behind......return from my break to see that bank now empty...


Best workplace trick for us is if we are dealing on roulette, while you are right down the tail end of the table, let one drop, then clear the layout of chips as per normal, when you have scooped it all in, stare at the person at the end of the table in disgust......

 

[bconnery]

Shouldn't have your face so close then!

In the case of a Tidal Pete fart too close is anywhere within the same suburb...

 

[Pennywise]

Driving on the ring road today a big **** off plastic bag jumped out in front of me and went straight under the car, it didn't come back out. When I got back to work I found the bloody thing melted onto my new exhaust, not happy about it, at least it missed the stainless.....

 

[argon]

I recently sold my broken PS3 on ebay. Listed it as not working. Ended up getting $180 for it with a couple of games chucked in. The buyer complained to Paypal saying this in the feedback;

Item NOT AS DESCRIBED. BROKEN, POOR COMMUNICATION

This is after listing it with PayPal's description;

For parts or not working: An item that does not function as intended and is not fully operational. This includes items that are defective in ways that render them difficult to use, items that require service or repair, or items missing essential components. See the seller’s listing for full details

.

I answered all their queries and told them numerous times it was f*cked, before they bought it.

They ended up opening a case against me and i had to refund their money and they were to send it back. This after about a month of back and forth arguing the point. So PayPal pretty much took the money out of my account, without me confirming i got the contents back.

Whatever, i thought, i'll sell it someone else. Then i find the f*cker has sent it back with all the cables missing! Back to PayPal i go, and all i get from them is to inform the police?! So now i'm stuck with a bricked PS3 with no cables that i can only sell on without the full contents.

I'm considering following through with the police action just to f*ck with this guy.

 

[Pennywise]

Do it!

 

[haysie]

Argon,
You had to refund the money before you received the goods back?
Geez, no wonder I hate EBAY,PAYPAL transactions.